The Effects of Sugar on the Human Body

by LaLaFaery

Ginny finds a secret stash of hidden sugar, eats it all, and goes on a little rampage.... Sirius finds himself with a new hairdo, and James discovers a wonderful muggle toy called a 'Barbie'...

1. I'm a Chicken Sandwich

Random fanfiction. I was bored, hyper, and, oh yeah, BORED! Oh, and by the way, I do not, I repeat, DO NOT

own Harry Potter. Although I wish I did, because if I did, then I would be richer than the Queen of England.

Ginny walked down the school hallway. Well, actually, 'walked' is the wrong word. 'CAUSED MASSIVE DESTRUCTION' and 'WREAKED HAVOC' would have been more appropriate. Ginny, ahem, traveled down the hallway merrily, running into people every few feet.

THUD.

"Sorry!"

THUD.

"My bad!"

THUD… Well, you get the idea. Ginny continued her rampage until she screeched to a halt in front of Hermione and Harry.

"HeyHarryHeyHermioneguesswhatIatealotofsugarandguesswhatIfoundoutthatIcanfly!" she chatted hyperly. Harry stared at her with his mouth open.

"Is she always like this?" he asked in a choked voice.

"Pretty much." Hermione responded dryly, as she watched Ginny pretending to be a kangaroo. "Don't worry; she'll crash in about, oh, five minutes."

Sure enough, five minutes later, Ginny flopped down on the floor, and fell asleep.

"Awwww, she's so cute when she's asleep!" Harry squealed. Hermione rolled her eyes, and dragged him down the hallway toward the Gryffindor commons.

All of a sudden, Ginny sat up straight, her eyes shining brightly.

"I'm a chicken sandwich, I'm a chicken sandwich!" she sang as she skipped down the hallways after Hermione and Harry.