Disclaimer: Well I'll be honest. Iron Maggot isn't mine. The owner is
Jeremy D. I've been drawing Iron Maggot for a while, and I thought what
the heck. So here it is the great I.M. now on...uh..your monitor. Ok here
it goes!
The Adventures of, IRON MAGGOT
Chapter 1: The Beginning
KEEESH! KEESH!! KABOOM!
TWHACK!
..............
One Day a tiny maggot crawled away from the garbage it was eating to find a big box with a bunch of knobs and switches and stuff. It looked like one of those remote thingies he found in the dump. So he crawled on it and pushed the biggest button on the top of the box. The ground trembled and shook, until a glass dome as big as a car unearthed itself in front of the maggot!
So being curious, or stupid, the maggot makes a tiny leap towards the dome. A tiny door on the side of the dome opened slightly as the maggot slipped in. Inside the dome was filled with shiny buttons blinking randomly making them look like they were doing something. And in the middle of the bright glass prism was a big executive chair, about the size of the maggot.
Well, never being in a fancy executive chair, the maggot thought, heck why not. So he crawled on in there and thought.wow. As soon as his maggot butt felt the chair, another quake started again! This time more violent than the last!
The glass door shut immediately and the Dome started rising! He could see more than he used to. Now he could see people buying hot dogs from the vender, people making out on park benches, and a nice man in black taking that woman's purse for a walk. Such nice citizens! So that day forward, Iron Maggot decided to protect these citizens of.uh.New Jersey for the rest of his crime fighting career!
But as luck would have it, someone else had his eye on that box. Over his entire lifetime he was waiting and waiting for that remote to be finished! Now a creature more worthless than a worm snatched that control away from him!
"I couldn't get to it in time. but I will have what I seek! If my name isn't Dr. Jared Frostrichov!" He hissed in the shadows.
"Now that the notes are gone, how can I make another!? This has been a terrible day!" He said to himself. "I'll solve this later, I need a moist towlet!"
EEEEEEK!!
Suddenly a cry of distress carries through the air!
A citizen in trouble! Now's my chance!
So the now self-employed Iron Maggot runs off to seek justice!
:: At the crime scene::
In a suburban area of New Jersey we find the wail from this 8 year- old girl!
"BOBBY! GET FLUFFY DOWN FROM THE TREE!" she yelled.
A depressed teenager wearing camouflage pants and Grey and blue shirt comes out. He's pretty discouraged, no one knows why; he's just like that. He walks towards the 2-story tree that seems to have captured the world renowned "Fluffy".
"Fluffy get your ass down here!" he yelled, already pissed off.
"Meow."
"God Dammit Fluffy!"
Bob finds a small stone close to him and chucks it a Fluffy. It hits the cat's side with a sickening 'THWAK'!
"HISSSS!"
"Alright!" bob turns to Susie, "Get your own cat out of the tree."
He storms back in the house, doing.uh...what he did.
Susie, now also discouraged, just plops on the ground and sniffles.
THOOM! THOOM! THOOM! THOOM! THOOM! CRASH!
Yes kids! Iron Maggot is here to save the day again. No matter how retarded or simple that task may be! So how will our hero free the cat from the pearals of wood?! Stay tuned!
The Adventures of, IRON MAGGOT
Chapter 1: The Beginning
KEEESH! KEESH!! KABOOM!
TWHACK!
..............
One Day a tiny maggot crawled away from the garbage it was eating to find a big box with a bunch of knobs and switches and stuff. It looked like one of those remote thingies he found in the dump. So he crawled on it and pushed the biggest button on the top of the box. The ground trembled and shook, until a glass dome as big as a car unearthed itself in front of the maggot!
So being curious, or stupid, the maggot makes a tiny leap towards the dome. A tiny door on the side of the dome opened slightly as the maggot slipped in. Inside the dome was filled with shiny buttons blinking randomly making them look like they were doing something. And in the middle of the bright glass prism was a big executive chair, about the size of the maggot.
Well, never being in a fancy executive chair, the maggot thought, heck why not. So he crawled on in there and thought.wow. As soon as his maggot butt felt the chair, another quake started again! This time more violent than the last!
The glass door shut immediately and the Dome started rising! He could see more than he used to. Now he could see people buying hot dogs from the vender, people making out on park benches, and a nice man in black taking that woman's purse for a walk. Such nice citizens! So that day forward, Iron Maggot decided to protect these citizens of.uh.New Jersey for the rest of his crime fighting career!
But as luck would have it, someone else had his eye on that box. Over his entire lifetime he was waiting and waiting for that remote to be finished! Now a creature more worthless than a worm snatched that control away from him!
"I couldn't get to it in time. but I will have what I seek! If my name isn't Dr. Jared Frostrichov!" He hissed in the shadows.
"Now that the notes are gone, how can I make another!? This has been a terrible day!" He said to himself. "I'll solve this later, I need a moist towlet!"
EEEEEEK!!
Suddenly a cry of distress carries through the air!
A citizen in trouble! Now's my chance!
So the now self-employed Iron Maggot runs off to seek justice!
:: At the crime scene::
In a suburban area of New Jersey we find the wail from this 8 year- old girl!
"BOBBY! GET FLUFFY DOWN FROM THE TREE!" she yelled.
A depressed teenager wearing camouflage pants and Grey and blue shirt comes out. He's pretty discouraged, no one knows why; he's just like that. He walks towards the 2-story tree that seems to have captured the world renowned "Fluffy".
"Fluffy get your ass down here!" he yelled, already pissed off.
"Meow."
"God Dammit Fluffy!"
Bob finds a small stone close to him and chucks it a Fluffy. It hits the cat's side with a sickening 'THWAK'!
"HISSSS!"
"Alright!" bob turns to Susie, "Get your own cat out of the tree."
He storms back in the house, doing.uh...what he did.
Susie, now also discouraged, just plops on the ground and sniffles.
THOOM! THOOM! THOOM! THOOM! THOOM! CRASH!
Yes kids! Iron Maggot is here to save the day again. No matter how retarded or simple that task may be! So how will our hero free the cat from the pearals of wood?! Stay tuned!