We lay our scene in Fair Verona…
Right, as if.
If you want an extremely romantic story in which the characters die for each other I suggest you go back and go read something else.
However, if you want a story, I shall tell you one.
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It was an ordinary day just like any other,
Two men were being watched over by the heavenly Father
"Yeah, right!" exclaimed one of the two
Shut up, Gilbert! "Ok, fine. I love you too"
So, as I was saying before such rude interruption,
It was a day like any other, deprived of volcanic eruptions,
The two men were both sitting, one at the piano,
The other on the couch, singing, just not in soprano
The aristocrat is playing the usual melody
The other, not caring, is looking less then broody
At once a sound sounds less than real
Surely, Gilbert that was not a scream!
"Of course not, you stupid bit-"
STOP! Oh, how my hands currently itch!
As the sound was heard throughout the mansion
A little spider moved his legs with assumed aggression
I fully realize the crack's extent
And I know my rhymes are not worth a cent
But please do bear with me as I continue to tell
The story of a day that was turned into hell
So this little spider, innocent and harmless,
Simply stood there, not wearing any sort of weird harness
But as Prussia not-screamed, because the truth was denied
The little spider jumped up deeply terrorized
"Gilbert, by all means what is this?"
"Roderich! Get rid of it!" he said with a hiss
"now, I see no reason for your reaction!"
"You must be blind! I demand you take action!"
The two stood there bickering for a little while
leaving the poor spider feeling as if he was in exile
He moved closer to Roderich, demanding attention
why he was wanted gone, Gilbert failed to mention.
The poor little spider made its way to the keys.
Roderich asked Gilbert why he was not at ease
The other froze in uttermost shock
Leaving to other a chance to mock
Roderich, the temptation shunned
And looked back, though he was left absolutely stunned
"Gilbert, simply now, it could not be!"
"What? You forgot your tea?"
The other nation did not laugh in reply
Gilbert's horrified face, did almost make him die.
"Gilbert! Surely you are not scared of a spider?"
The other's mouth only opened wider
"Kill the damn thing. I want it away!"
"Gilbert, it's not like I want it to stay!"
"Then kill the fucker!"
Why don't you do it, you almighty asker?
"You are not involved in this"
I'm the narrator, Gilbert. I persist!
"Please, if you will listen!"
Roderich said, in his eyes a glisten
"Gilbert, your fear is irrational!
It's silly, and really quite banal!"
"Quit chiding me you big doof!"
Roderich replied with a simple "umph"
Really now! Are you even men?
"Yes, my name is not Gwen"
That is less than not important,
I have an idea, if you will act accordant
"Lay it on me, my friend!"
This might have, after all, a nice end
So do as I say, both of you guys!
Listen to my words, as they are wise
Put the spider in a jar, and take it outside
Walk out into the garden and open the jar,
The spider will leave your side
And maybe find his star
So the two did as I said,
And the spider lived on to be wed
For when he was left
A lady spider was, by him, met.
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A/n: you know you've been reading too much Romeo And Juliet when you write two pages on Word that rhyme.
I lack a life? why yes, how did you guess?
(that totally did not rhyme)
But anyway, i know that all of you wanted to see an arachnophobic!Gilbert.
oh, God, this has so much crack it in it's not even funny.
took me forever to find half-decent rhymes though, doesn't that say something?
And if any of you still want to see the Bad Friends Trio in Las Vegas, you might have to wait,
because if i am still doing it (and i'm really not sureif i am) i have to wait for NocturnalLovestory to help me write it.
Collab win to be? i think so.