In the dim and foreboding future

13 o'clock AD

There was a girl named Elizabeth

But for short, Libby

She watched the movie Labyrinth again and again

Seemed her Labyrinth obsession would never end

She wished herself to the Underground

But Jareth took her wish and he turned it around

He sends her crappy fanfics

The worst he can find (Tra la la)

Now Libby will have to sit and read

While he plays with her mind

But Libby doesn't have to suffer alone

On this peach floating in space

`Cause she has her Laby pals

To get in Jareth's face

*Labyrinthian roll-call!*

Libby Sarah (call me Libby)

Crystal Ball (Watch the language!)

Ambi Rocious (You're all perverts!)

Brooooook! (Hot Topic rules!)

If you're wondering how she stands the wait

For getting off this peach

Keep in mind it is a sock

Libby's goal is within reach

On Labyrinth Science Theater 1300

*BOES noise*