Edward in Dr. Phil
So, Edward, tell me, don't you find concerning to sneak into Bella's room and watch her sleep?
Well, no, I don't. Because I love her.
And don't you think that your relationship is somehow unbalanced?
Well, of course. Bella is so much better than me…
I was thinking that Bella took so naturally when she found you were watching her sleep.
Wel– Hm, it doesn't seem to me that she was freaked out by that. She looked pleased, at the time.
It gives the impression that Bella thinks she is the lucky one. Why do you think that is?
I have no possible idea. Maybe she is, after all, nuts. No, just kidding. I really don't know. Maybe she is subconsciously transferring my feelings to herself. Maybe?
Maybe. Well. You seem to be worth our hard work, so we'll keep on helping. And, maybe, do another show or two with you. Now, always remember, GET REAL. That's all for today, later folks.
But, are you done? I don't feel helped at all! Wait! Where are you going? This is so unfair! Am I still on the air?
No. You're not. Just get out or I'll call security.
But.
ThE EnD
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