I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters.
Me: Welcome to my house guys! (I usher Marik, Bakura, Malik, Yugi, Yami, and Ryou into the living room.)
Bakura: Why are we here?
Me: I don't know.
Bakura: So why'd you invite us over?
Me: I don't know.
Bakura: (Eye twitches.)
Ryou: Oh stop it Kura! It was very nice of you to invite us into your home. (Smiles at me.)
Malik: Yes, thank you.
Yugi: (Smiles happily.)
Yami: Why is the Thief here in the first place? (Glares at Bakura.)
Me: Because I wanted to have everyone over.
Marik: So what will Marik do?
Bakura: Yes, what are we going to do?
Me: …
Bakura: You don't know do you?
Me: Nope.
Yugi: Why don't we play truth or dare?
Bakura: That actually sounds interesting. (Glares at Yami.)
Yami: Bring it on Thief.
Ryou: (Grabs Bakura and whispers in his ear.)
Bakura: (Pales.) You wouldn't.
Ryou: I would.
Yami: What's wrong Thief, Ryou say you can't bother me? (Smirks.)
Yugi: (Grabs Yami and whispers in his ear.)
Yami: (Pales.)
Me: Let me guess, unless you two play nice you will have to sleep on the couch for a week?
Bakura and Yami: Yep.
Marik: (Laughs insanely.)
Malik: Same goes for you Marik.
Marik: (Gasps.) But, Malik-Pretty!
Me: (Grins evilly.) So, I guess I'll go first. (Looks to Marik.) Marik, truth or dare?
Marik: Dare.
Me: I dare you to tackle Bakura and call him Fluffy while petting his hair.
Bakura: No bloody way! Marik I swear if you do that I will murder you in your sle-
Marik: (Tackles Bakura and pets his hair.) Fluffy!
Bakura: Get off of me!
Yami: (Laughs.)
Marik: (Gets off of Bakura.) Done!
Bakura: (Sits up with hair messed up.)
Me: Alright Marik, your turn!
Marik: Yugi, truth or dare?
Yugi: Hmm… Dare.
Everyone but Marik: (Stares at Yugi like he has lost his mind.)
Yugi: I have a feeling I'm going to regret this.
Marik: Marik dares you to kiss Ryou in front of Yami and Bakura.
Yami and Bakura: Oh. Hell. No.
Yugi: (Blushes.) Sorry Ryou. (Kisses him quickly.)
Ryou: (Blushes like mad.)
Yami and Bakura: (Grabs Marik by his hair and drags him out of the room.)
Everyone but Yami, Bakura, and Marik: (Hears a door slam and lock.)
Ryou: (Coughs once.) So my turn then?
Malik: Sure Ryou.
Ryou: Lady Black Raven, truth or dare?
Me: Dare.
Ryou: I dare you to… sneak into the room Yami and Bakura just took Marik into.
Me: B-But that'll kill me!
Malik: Please find out if my boyfriend is getting hurt? (Puppy eyes.)
Me: Aw- But- I-
Yugi: (Does puppy eyes too.)
Ryou: (Eyes get big and wide.)
Me: The cuteness burns! (Gets up and sneaks down the hallway the other three went down.)
Yugi, Ryou, and Malik: (Hears a door get unlocked and shut quietly. Screaming follows soon after.)
Me: What the hell are you three doing! No, Bakura it was just a dare! NOOOOOO SAVE MEEEEEE!
Malik: …
Ryou: …
Yugi: …
Malik: My turn then?
Yugi: (Nods.)
Malik: Ryou, truth or dare?
Ryou: Truth.
Malik: (Mutters.) Fine. What is the most embarrassing thing Bakura has ever done?
Yugi: (Mimes eating popcorn.)
Ryou: Oh that one's easy. I was in the kitchen when Kura tried to use the microwave. (Shakes head.) He ended up unplugging it and electrocuting himself.
Yugi and Malik: (Laughs uncontrollably.)
Ryou: (Grins.) His hair looked like Marik's for an hour afterward.
Yugi: (Gasps for air.) Alright Ryou, (Wheeze.) Your turn.
Ryou: All right. Malik, truth or dare?
Malik: Dare of course.
Ryou: (Smirks and looks a lot like Bakura.)
Malik: Oh shit.
Ryou: I dare you to go into the room the rest went into and try to rescue Marik from Yami and Bakura.
Yugi: What about Lady Black Raven?
Ryou: (Nods.) Her too.
Malik: No way.
Ryou: Fine, you will have to have a penalty though.
Malik: What would that be?
Ryou: You have to go into the room and drag Bakura out here.
Malik: I'll just go help Lady Black Raven and Marik now. (Gets up and heads to the room.)
Yugi and Ryou: (Hears Malik scream.)
Marik: Malik-Pretty! Save yourself!
Malik: What do you think I'm trying to do?
Me: NOOOO TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Yugi and Ryou: (Hears the door slam.)
Malik: (Runs into the living room with Bakura chasing him.)
Bakura: (Grabs Malik and tackles him to the ground, grabbing him by his feet and dragging him back to the room.)
Malik: NOOOOOOOOO! Ryou! Yugi! HELP MEEEEE! (Claws at the ground.)
Yugi and Ryou: (Hears door slam again.)
Ryou: …
Yugi: …
Ryou: Should we help him?
Yugi: Sure.
Ryou and Yugi: (Grabs stun guns and ropes, walking slowly into the hallway and then charges in the room the rest are in.)
Marik: You came to save Marik!
Malik: HELP ME!
Me: Help me first! I'll give you candy!
(Sounds of Bakura, Yami, and Marik being electrocuted fill the house.)
Malik: (Drags out a tied up Marik.)
Yugi: (Drags out a tied up Yami.)
Ryou: (Drags out a tied up Bakura.)
Me: (Sits on the floor in the living room with the rest.) I am scarred for life.
Ryou: What happened in there?
Me: (Looks at the knocked out Yamis.) You will never know because I will never tell you.
Please review! If you have a dare or a question for one of the characters please put it in your review and I'll work it into the story.