50 or so random themes of Watanuki X Doumeki goodness! I may or may not do more than 50... we'll see how it goes ^_^ R&R would be most appreciated!

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Sleep.

Watanuki Kimihiro often fancied he'd forgotten what sleep was like. He spend half his unconscious life conversing with spirits, healing or trying to avoid nosey grandfathers who had far too much time of their hands. The other half was spent being woken by the irritating jingle that had once again, driven him from his warm futon.

He sighed, he knew the routine now after months of the same thing, and glanced at the clock. 3. 30 Am. Another sigh, and he pushed the answer button and put the phone to his ear.

"What?" He growled.

The silence was nothing new. He briefly considered shouting and flailing at the boy on the other end of the line, but figured his neighbors wouldn't be pleased, and it really was too late to argue anyway… So Watanuki waited for the usual and inevitable answer.

"Oi."

"Don't Oi me you big buffoon, or are you still too stupid to remember my name? You titanic idiot of idiots! Its 3.30 in the morning so just tell me what you want in your stupid bento and go away!"

Silence once again, greeted his hoarse whisper. He flumped backwards against the pillows, exhausted.

"Kimihiro."

The seer spluttered, feeling the blood rushing to his cheeks, "D-d-don't you call me that either!! It's not like we're friends or anything! Call me the great Watanuki-sama!"

"You can call me Shizuka."

Did the voice on the other end of the line sound ever so slightly hurt? The seer wondered if he hadn't spent so much time around his nemesis would he have heard anything other than boredom? No, he must have imagined it…

"I… What do you want?"

"I can't sleep."

Watanuki wandered towards his front door, and quietly opened it. "Get in here you idiot, its cold!"

The small smile on Shizuka's lips almost made the exhaustion worth it.