Warnings (this chapter): language, perfunctorily beta'd
Prompt: Bruce becomes a woman, Diana helps him out. Diana/genderswapped!Bruce
Disclaimer: I don't own Wonder Woman, Batman, or any of the other DC characters, settings, or histories that appear in this work. I also do not own the quotes that inspire the titles of the chapters.
Author's Notes: This is one of the first fanfics I had written in a while (though I've written a few more since). I'd love some constructive feedback and comments just to help me improve. That being said, I know this is not very racy and whatnot (which is what I think was intended), but the prompt sort of ran away with me. I really liked writing this. Thanks to my special unintentional beta/BFF, who gave me the confidence to post this. Considering this was originally supposed to be a comment fic, chapters do get longer as I moved away from that mentality. This can also be found on my LJ, under the same pen name.
1. Self-mastery comes. . . .
It happened with no fanfare, no warning, just-
One day, Batman blinked and was no longer Batman.
But of course even something as relatively harmless as suddenly growing a vagina couldn't take place in the privacy of Wayne Manor, but in the middle of a goddamn Justice League briefing.
Batman liked to think of himself as a master of control: unflappable when faced with even the weirdest of situations, quite an accomplishment considering some of his enemies ΜΆ and allies. To be perfectly honest, this didn't even rank in the top ten of the most unusual scenarios the Caped Crusader had been in. There was. . . . no reason to panic.
None at all.