It was 101 degrees outside. Dash and Ryan were buying a baseball to play with at the neighborhood baseball field. As they stepped out of the store, Dash's eyes began to sparkle.

"What?" asked Ryan.

"Look," Dash rubbed his eyes. "It's Nora. (AKA Devilish Anger rocks)"

A beautiful girl with long hair, wearing a dress and high heels walked down the street. She looked at Dash and smiled. Dash waved at her as he watched her cross the street.

"Hey Dash, snap out of it!" said Ryan. "Everyone's waiting."

Dash and Ryan ran over to the baseball field.

"It's about time you got here, Dash!" yelled Mark. "It's to dang hot out to play! This pop ain't working!"

"Yeah!" the other boys complained.

Dash looked at his friends.

"Ok!" he yelled. "Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand."

Everyone raised their hands. One kid raised both hands.

"That's it!" said Dash. "Were going to the pool!"

"HOORAY!" they all yelled.

Dashes sister, Violet worked at the pool. She worked at the snack shack. She was there when she spotted Dash and the gang. She just rolled her eyes.

All of the boys took off their shirts and jumped in the water, except for Pork. (A/N: One of the boys).

He walked down the pool passing ten teenage girls.

"Hey ladies." He said. "I remember all of you." He blew a kiss at them.

"CANNONBALL!" he yelled. Pork did a cannon ball in the pool, splashing all of the girls. They all got up angry and moved their towels.

They didn't just go to the pool because it was hot. They also went because Nora was the lifeguard.

The boys looked at her.

"She's so beautiful." said Dash. "I've been coming here every summer of my whole life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling. I can't take it anymore!"

Dash got out of the pool.

"Dash! What are you doing?" yelled Ryan.

"Just watch." said Dash. (A/N: He's only pretending to drown).

He walked over to the deepened and smiled at Nora. She smiled back. Then Dash jumped into the deepened.

His friends finally found out what Dash was doing.

"DASH!" they all started screaming. "NORA HELP!"

Nora dove in immediately and reached a soft body with blonde hair. She brought him up to shore and started giving him CPR.

Dashes friends ran to the shore to see if he was ok.

"Breathe man!" said Ryan.

Dash didn't wake up.

"C'mon!" yelled Pork.

Dash didn't wake up.

"He looks like a dead fish." said Mark.

"Yeah, he looks very crappy." said Pork.

"He is so dead!" said Ryan.

Suddenly, while Nora was waiting for a heartbeat, Dash woke up and smiled. When she bent down to give him more mouth-to-mouth, Dash grabbed her head and kissed her on the lips.

She started squirming. She got up.

"YOU LITTLE PERVERT!" screamed Nora.

Violet saw the whole thing. She was really embarrassed.

Nora kicked all of the baseball bays out of the swim club.

"Did you plan that?" Pork asked Dash, as they got on their bikes.

"I've been plotting it for years!" said Dash.

What Dash did, was sneaky, wrong and cool. No one has ever had the guts to pull a trick on the lifeguard.

Even though Dash and his pals for banned from the pool for the rest of their lives, Dash still rode his bike there to look at Nora. Every time she saw him smile at her, she would smile back.