Jan's and Luke's showbiz bucks show!
No characters are mine!
"Now it's time for Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show!" said the both of them
"Ok now, we have a special guest with us! It's that dumb broad Seras Victoria." Said Jan
"Hey watch your mouth!" yelled Seras
"You're funny." Said Luke
"? What the bloody hell are you guys talking about?" asked Seras
"We have to discuss something." Said Luke
"What?" asked Seras
"Why do your boobs get so big?" asked Jan "I like them."
"Sick little bastard." Whispered Seras
"Ok enough of that! Let's play a game called, Spin the Alucard!" yelled Jan
"M…Master?"
"Seras, what are you doing here?"
"I'm a contestant! Why are you there!"
"This is my part time job."
"That ends this episode of Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
until next time!