The Dankest

A RWBY parody fiction.

Disclaimer; This fiction is an abomination to all mankind. For the love of God, if you think that someone who owns the show would write this, just hurry up and leave the fandom.

Please.

Oh, and RWBY is owned by RoosterTeeth.

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Hello my name Dale Derek Dixon and I am very avid memer

I am also Hunter yes is very fun especially when I share my dank meems wit the crew

My crew is called teem DOGE yes we are Dankest in our school yes

My crew are me Olly Weedbag and Filthy Gank yes we are lit memers yes

Just yesterday me and the crew started posting our dank meme of the day on our meme page yes but there was shitposter

Olly did not like shitposter because our old teem8 died to one yes. Eric or as he call himself be4 he died KilurMemestar yes he was most lot of all of us rip Eric we will remember you m8

As we started to rek the shitposter suddenly Ursa come up behind us and start raping Filthy Gank yes was not good no yes

Gank then cried out 'dis fukkin bear m8' those were his last words as the Ursa who was rapping him bit his head of yes

Nobody really liked Gank though he was an asshole rip Eric we will remember you yes

Anyways so Gank is dead and me and Olly Weedbag get our weapons to kill the Grimm invasion yes

I get my BFG that I borrow from a sick game and then I started to cum in my pants as I killed many Grimm yes is SATIRE bro

I herd another scream then saw my girlfriend Cinder getting attacked yes so I run over and start to kick the wolf thing in the place where its balls would be yes it start screaming like a little bitch and then jizz on my foot and my girlfriend who was still trapped so I then shove a nearby branch up its asshole and with my new wolf club I start bashing the tree who was trying to sneak up on me yes

I was very heated as Olly tried to steal my bitch when I was not looking so I was like 'no Olly u fgt she is mine virgin loser' and then I shoved the branch through the grim and up Olly's ass so it was a kebab yes rip Eric

I then killed all the Grimm with my still living fuckboy kebab and at the end I heard Olly grunting so I dropped it yes

Olly then shit all over everything in 5 feet luckily I am very Swagmeister yes so I dodge the shit and these two boys named Son and Nippletunes or some shit com over and they all like "bask us o lord in ur shit glory" and they get shit on then start to eat it off of each other because they are retards yes and they think they can steal my potential bitches

Speaking of which I went over to the survivors and they were all girls except Olly the kebaboy and Sonipples (that is their ship name yes) but they are officially gay so the ladies don't want that making me the sexiest guy around which I was before but now that I am a hero they can acknowledge my sexiness without getting the relationship violence from fgts yes I am hero rip Eric yes

So I make them all my bitches and get massive house and beautiful children and lovely wives yes and I live happy ever after with Olly as a decoration in the main hall of my mansion

The end (Thank fucking God that's over)

So I'm going to cry myself to sleep now. Have a nice... Whatever it is.