"Do I exist?"
"Well I dunno, do you exist?"
"If I knew I wouldn't be asking dumbass!"
"Well sorry, because asking if you exist clearly is a fine question to be asking!"
"But what if I don't?"
"Who cares, does it even matter?"
"Yes! If I don't exist we've lost the game!"
"Oh shit!"
"No, it's holy shit we're in serious fucking shit!"
"Well obviously! Noooo look out the Queen's coming!"
"Black or white?"
*rolls eyes* "Really you idiot, IT'S WHITE!"
"Well doesn't that sound just a tad wrong?"
"THE WHITE QUEEN IS COMING YOU IDIOT HURRY UP!"
"But do I exist?"
"YES!"
"Where's your proof?"
"YOUR STANDING RIGHT INFRONT OF ME!"
"Well I can see that but does that really mean I exist?"
"YES YOU IMBOSIL KILL THE QUEEN!"
"…"
"PLEASE KILL THE QUEEN!"
"Nicely…"
"Please kill the queen?"