A/N: Hello there peoples. XD So, I decided to try a comedy-type story. Woot. Anyways, enough of my little author note thingie. Get to reading, you!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters.

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The World that Never Was was filled with happiness and activity. Why? It was almost Christmas! Just a week away, in fact. The dusks were running around, the snow was falling, the Luxord was drinking.

"SAIX!" And the Xemnas was yelling.

"Superior?" Xemnas jogged towards Saix, large box in hand. Well, more like a fast walk, but whatever.

"I need you to do something for me," He shoved the box into Saix's hands, earning a weird look from said person. "Those are lights. I need you to string them outside all around the castle. You know. Make it look all 'nice' and, 'pretty'. Can you handle that?"

"Of course."

"Excellent. Now get to work, or I shall send the rabbid hamsters after you again." Saix's eye twitched, and he ran away to string the lights. Well, he ran as fast as he could while holding a big box, that unfortunately, made it so he couldn't see where he was going, which lead to him crashing into a wall and toppling over. Xemans facepalmed and muttered something about 'idiots with boxes'.

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Elsewhere, a red haired pyro and a young keybearer were up to no good, once again. Axel and Roxas grinned as they flung the door open leading into Marluxia's room. Stealthily, they sneaked in, occasionally diving behind random furniture, and looking around to make sure a certain pink haired botanist wasn't around. Confirming that the coast was clear, they made their way over to a large pot, but not before doing random ninja moves to add to the 'coolness' factor.

Five minutes and much wasted energy later..

"Marluxia's prized flower." Axel grinned as he dug around in his pocket.

"Yup. Hey, you sure this is a good idea? If he finds out..."

"GOT IT!" Axel pulled out a box of matches and held them above his head as harmonious music began playing and a chorus of 'halelujas' were sung. Roxas just stared at the small box, wondering how any of this was possible, or if it was possible to have a 'Choir in a Box'. He shrugged it off once the music and halelujas ended.

"Well that was... interesting. BUT ANYWAYS. Are you really sure this is a good idea? The last time when we burnt his 'prized' pumpkin, Marly cried for a whole week straight. Do you have any idea how hard it was to sleep with him sobbing all night? Very loudly might I add... and for another thing-"

Axel laughed, interrupting the blond in mid ramble. "Don't worry," he lit the match, "he'll get over it. What makes you think he will know we were the ones who did it?" he held it over the flower...

"Axel. Okay. Think for a minute, here. Who else in this organization would have matches and like to burn things?" Axel stopped and thought it over for a minute, but shrugged and burned the poor flower anyways while Roxas just slammed his head against the wall.

"Awesome." Axel said as he watched the flower go up in flames. Roxas eventually found a fire extinguisher after the walls started to catch fire as well, and put the fire out, much to the dismay of a certain red head who caused the whole thing in the first place.

"And now that Marluxia's flower has been reduced to ashes, and his pretty pink flower walls have been singed, it's time to run and hide for a while." Roxas grabbed Axel's arm and drug him back out into the hallway, quickly shutting the door.

"ROXAS! AXEL!"

"I DIDN'T DO IT!!" Axel ducked for cover, while Roxas actually turned to see who called their names. It turned out to be Demyx, whom was sprinting down the halls way to fast, and apparently forgot how to stop. He crashed into Roxas, sending them both to the ground with a THUD.

"Ow... dangit Demyx.. how many times have I told you not to sprint at full speed in the hallways?" Roxas grumbled as he shoved the sitarist off of him and stood back up, brushing the invisible dust bunnies off his sleeve.

"Sorry.." He too stood back up. "But, see, Xiggy and I wanted to know if you and Axel wanted to join us for a snowball fight! Wait a minute," He looked around, "where did Axel go?"

"Uh." Roxas pointed under a table that was near them. Axel was hiding underneath, fearing that Marluxia was coming. "What are you doing? Get out from under there, it was just Demyx." He climbed out from under the table and turned red with embaressment. "Oh, and Demyx, we would be happy to join you and Xigbar."

"YAY!" He jumped for joy. "Okay! Meet us outside in 15 minutes! I gotta go find more people to join us, see ya soon guys!" He turned and ran off again.

"Demyx! No running in the-"CRASH. He tripped on a random table and fell down again. "Nevermind."

"Well, this should be fun!"

"Fun? Axel, I thought you hated the cold?"

"Yeah, I kinda do, but you have to admit. Pelting someone with frozen water is pretty dang fun, you can even hide rocks and things in the snowballs too." He grinned evily. Roxas gasped.

"IT WAS YOU!" He pointed. "You were the one who put the rock in the snowball last year and threw it at me, almost giving me a concussion!"

"Guilty."

"Why I oughta, oh just you wait until we get ouside. Then i'll teach you." Roxas glared at him as they walked through the halls, their next destination being outside for a snowball fight.

"This should be very interesting." Axel said, as he and Roxas both grinned.

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A/N: There you have it folks! The very first chapter of my very first story ever! Whew. That was fun to write. Marluxia can grow pumpkins now, who knew? XD The next chapter should be coming soon, and let me tell you, it will be alot funnier than this chapter was. Rest assured. Now review! Or I shall be forced to hurt this pop can right here!

Pop can: D:

Next chapter: What happens when you have Saix outside trying to string lights in the middle of a snowball fight? And what is Luxord doing drinking and singing Christmas Carols?