Confessions of a Third Wheeler
Twitter Pated
"I love you."
"I love you too." Merida Dunbroch, first born child of Elinor and Fergus Dunbroch, has officially concealed her vow to the pizza slice by a quick kiss into its Italian cheese before entering her said lover into the cave of her mouth. It earned an annoyed look by her friend, Jack Frost, whose statement of affection was originally for Elsa, but the redhead had cut him off before his girlfriend had to reply. But seeing her as crazy as Merida Dunbroch could get, others had laughed it off.
The evening had been wonderfully spent by two couples; Elsa Arryndale and Jack Frost, Rapunzel Corona and Flynn Rider, anciently as Eugene Fitzherbert, although most of them had forgotten that name because some unknown reason Flynn didn't want them to call him that (But Merida never forgets) And of course, we have the exasperated married-to-foods Merida Dunbroch.
Feeling the leftover of their group.
Who wouldn't though?
She'd been in Domino's for the millionth time -well, maybe not million but so many times that she had lost counting, and actually felt pestered by her friends for being the third or fourth wheel, as the case may be. She couldn't even savor her meal without feeling pathetic as they sat in front of her looking love-struck as ever.
They're the bests of friends, yes, but ever since the two fools had gotten the real balls to actually ask their perspective girls, Merida was the one who lack any lover. Not that she mind, she's somehow very glad that she's free and very single indeed, however she was not still accustomed to their... Signs of affection.
It made her want to vomit in rainbows and everything nice - those were pure horrors to her, mind you- and she'd roll her eyes at Flynn for flirting unmercifully at Punzie's expense. Poor lass.
As their festivities had put to an end, Merida said her none-too-affectionate goodbye to her dear friends by exclaiming in a crowded evening street, "Get a room and condoms!"
Elsa and Punzie looked back and glared at her with a color of tomatoes on their cheeks. Flynn had given her the finger and Jack had the guts to wink his eyes, that little action had gifted him a shove by his girlfriend. The boys had to walk their girlfriends' home and Merida was alone, usually, all by herself, walking herself alone in her dumpy apartment. She unceremoniously propped on to her bed and her two hands had found haven in the clasps of her bra before unclasping it, she shivered at the glorious feeling of freeing her breasts from its imprisonment.
The ding of her phone suggested a new message.
From: (HandsomeJack)
Peebrain?
Come with us tomorrow.
To:(HandsomeJack)
Ugh, did you renamed your contact in my phone again? Pfft. Is there any involvement of food?
From:(HandsomeJack)
You know it ;)
To:(HandsomeJack)
Okay, goofball.
From:(HandsomeJack)
See 'ya Princess fart.
To:(HandsomeJack)
Old man winter.
From:(HandsomeJack)
Hairy Meri.
To:(HandsomeJack)
Jackass.
After a few banters and loving insults, she stared at the ceiling and found herself muttering that she's a sucker for being a third wheeler. She let out a victory smile and thought, well hey, there's free food. Thank you very much.