Okay, so me and my friend (Alanna) were talking over email about when Kid was captured by Noah. (I still haven't read past that part). A lot of it was us ranting and planning the most efficient way to torture and/or kill him. The parts I wrote are in italics and the parts she wrote are...not. ^.^ It's just something we wrote to try and make the fact he was captured a bit less horrible. We might continue it...Two fangirls in the Soul Eater universe...Yeah...
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FOR KID! /get sucks into the book/ CRAAAAPPP! HI KID!
ALANNA! KID! /sucked into Book of Eibon/ KID! WE CAME TO SAVE YOU!
Kid: How, exactly, are you going to do that? Since you are stuck in here too...
Me: Oh...I didn't really think about that...WE'LL DO IT ANYWAY! HEY, NOAH GUY! LET US OUTTA HERE! FIGHT LIKE A MAN! /does a flip in the air on accident while pumping fist in the air/ OR ARE YOU-Hey, I can fly!
Alanna; You can fly? No fair!
Designia: You can too! We're all flo~ating!
Alanna: I can? /floats around in a circle/ I can! WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Designia: WEEEEEEEEE!
Kid: Ugh...These guys are worse than Patty...
Designia: WEEEEEEEE!
Alanna: I love flying, hey weren't we supposed to be doing something?
Designia: Maybe, Let me think
They both think for a while
Designia: I remember, we were supposed to bring ice cream to kid
Alanna: Oh yeah...
Designia: I haz some. /gives ice cream to Kid/
Kid: /takes hold of ice cream and looks at it, an angry expression crosses his face/ WHAT IS THIS? THE BOX IS COMPLETELY ASYMMETRICAL! HOW COULD YOU BUY THIS ATROCITY? YOU DISFIGURED MONSTER! I HATE ANYTHING WHO EVEN THINKS OF GETTING SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
Designia: /comes crying to Alanna/ WAH! Kiddo-kun hates me! I am utter garbage! Utter asymmetrical garbage!
Alanna: There, there...
Designia: I thought he'd obsess over symmetry with us! Since symmetry IS everything!
Kid: You think symmetry is everything, too...?
Alanna and Designia at the same time: YES! YES WE DO!
kid: ok...help me fix this box so it is symmetrical!
Alanna: Ok.
Designia:ok
ONE MONTH LATER
Designia: Finally! It is perfectly symmetrical, including the picture!
Alanna: I think we did a good job.
Kid: It's beautiful. Such perfect symmetry...
Designia: Oi, Kiddo-kun! Hello?
KId: WHat?
Designia: I think we should figure out a way outta here.
Alanna: We should.
Kid: I guess...
Kid: Yes we should because we've been in here forEVER!
Designia: yeah, kinda figured that.
Alanna: Let's think of something.
Designia/Kid: We're thinking...
Kid: OMG! This book were in is NOT symmetrical!
Designia: And he has the book on his LEFT SIDE! it's not symmetrical! And we are in a completely asymmetrical place!
Kid: My worst nightmare..
Designia: It's...horrible.../curls up in a fetal position/
Kid: /does same next to her/
Alanna: /does same next to kid/
All: WE ARE GARBAGE!
Alanna: you know, We could fix this, and then we could get out, but it will take some time.
Designia: Sounds good to me.
Kid: I'm garbage! I'm garbage!
Designia/Alanna: WE GET IT ALREADY NOW LET'S FIX IT SO YOU'RE NOT GARBAGE.
Kid: Sniffs, ok.
Alanna: 'Kay...how do we fix this?
Designia: I thought you knew!
Kid: Oh great...
Alanna: Eh heh...about that..
Designia: /sigh/ Okay, how about this. We'll just ask him nicely!
Kid: Um...I don't think that will work...
Designia: NOAH-SAN? CAN YOUZ HEAR ME~?
Noah: YES! Now will you stop shouting?
Designia: 'Kay. Will you let us outta here?
Noah: No.
Designia: Will you please~ let us outta here?
Alanna: please! please! I will sing for you!
Noah: hmmmm... let me think about that.
Designia: PWEASE! /puppy dog face/
Noah: NO! Not the puppy dog face! My only weakness! Okay, fine, you can go!
Designia, Alanna, and Death The Kid: YAY!
/All are released from book at the same time, in awkward positions./
Kid: WAIT! WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN! We weren't released symmetrically in any way!
Designia: You're right!
Alanna: Noah guy, capture us again, please!
Noah: Um...Kay.../sucks them back into book/
Kid: Okay, here's the plan. I'll be in the center, with you two at both of my sides positioned like this../lifts arms up diagonally while bending knees a little/. Alanna, you take the right. Designia, the left.
Alanna and Designia: Hai, Kiddo-sama!
Designia: 'Kay Noah-chan, release us now!
Noah: /releases them/.
/They come out of the book with Kid in the center crouching with his arms straight out, and Designia and Alanna on his two sides in said position/.
Kid: There. It was as perfect as possible. Since you have such different bodies. You may be quite close to the same height, but your hair lengths are so different! /scowling now/ and you're wearing different clothes too! Ugh!
Designia and Alanna: We're sorry, Kid! /emo pose on ground/ We are garbage! Ugly cows! We don't deserve to be in the great Death The Kid's awesome presence! Horrible, horrible! WE AREN'T WORTHY ENOUGH TO EVEN EXIST!
Death The Kid: /looks around and finally realizes that Liz and Patty aren't there./ ...
Death The Kid: /leans down beside them/ You are not garbage. You still believe in symmetry, and I bet you could look perfectly symmetrical if you wanted.
Alanna and Designia: You don't think we're asymmetrical garbage?
Kid: No. C'mon, let's go.
Alanna and Designia: /sniff/ 'kay.
/All skip happily off to DWMA/
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I hope you enjoyed it! WE certainly had fun writing it! Right, Alanna?
Alanna: Huh? /goes back to ignoring her poor friend/
U so mean...Not answering a single of my emails for a whole /looks at clock/ seven hours! Anyway, please review! We luv reviews! I don't know about Alanna, but reviews make me feel warm and fuzzy inside! I'll even accept flames! I know this isn't exactly a literary masterpiece, but we had fun writing it! And that is all that matters! That and symmetry...
