Hi! This is the sequel to "Conversing in Los Noches." Gin has come over to my house along with Cool Guy 33 and I introduce him to my family! Since I don't want stalkers to target my family, I'm changing their names. My brother is now Blondie (he's blonde), my sister is Honey (She has honey-colored hair) and my parents are Mom and Dad.
In my room…
Gin: ooh, nice room!
Cooly: It's blue…I thought it'd be red.
Me: I got it painted when I was young, and back then I liked blue.
Gin: So what're we gonna do?
Me: We could pester my Mom for a snack…
Blondie: *walks in* Yami, Mom wants to know… HOLY CRAP THERE'S A STRANGE MAN AND ANOTHER GIRL IN YOUR ROOM!
Mom: *from downstairs* WHAT?
Me: Blondie, calm down! The man is Gin, he's a good guy…although a little hyper and the teensiest bit creepy…
Gin: *waves* Hi!
Me: and the girl is my friend Cool Guy 33, Cooly for short.
Cooly: *glares* if you make even ONE comment about my name you're eating the floor, Blondie.
Blondie: Why are you calling me Blondie? My name is Ma –
Me: *clamps a hand over my brother's mouth* QUIET! This is going on the internet! Do you WANT people stalking you?
Blondie: *vein throbs on forehead* Yami, what have I told you about touching me?
Me: *pales* Oh crap…
Blondie: PUNISHMENT TIME! *Executes a perfect series of Tae Kwan Do moves and batters me senseless*
Gin: Whoa…
Cooly: Yami, you're brother is even scarier than you when angry!
Me: *gets up from the floor* Of course he is. He's a black belt in Tae Kwan Do.
Gin: Don't you ever fight back?
Me: And have him realize that I have supernatural abilities? Heck no.
Blondie: *Has not heard the comment about supernatural abilities* Mom wants to know if you're the one that finished off the brownies.
Me: It wasn't me. I just got home.
Blondie: Okay. *turns to Gin* why are your eyes always closed? And why are you always smiling? It's creepy…
Gin: It's even creepier when I open my eyes and stop smiling.
Blondie: Haha, yeah right. Do it, I wanna see.
Cooly: *closes her eyes*
Me: *closes her eyes*
Blondie:…what are you doing?
Cooly: We DON'T wanna see.
Gin: Okay…don't say I didn't warn you…
*Gin opens his eyes and stops smiling*
Blondie: OMG MAKE IT STOP! THIS IS HORRIBLE! MAKE IT END! MAKE IT END!
*Gin closes his eyes and smile again*
Blondie: I think I'm scarred for life…
Gin: I warned you!
Cooly: *opens her eyes* Yami, do you have any other siblings?
Me: yeah, a little sis.
Honey: *walks in* Onii-chan! Why were you screaming?
Me: Speak of the devil.
Blondie: *whimpers* the horror…oh the horror…
Honey: Oh, Nee-chan! Who are these people?
Me: Honey, what did I tell you about calling me Nee-chan?
Honey: To not to…
Me: Don't do it again.
Honey: M'kay! *To Gin* Hiya! You're creepy!
Gin: I'm hurt. Crushed, even.
Cooly: Hi, Yami's sister! I'm Cooly!
Honey: I'm Honey!
*phone rings*
Gin: Whose phone is that?
Blondie: *checks his phone* not me.
Cooly: *checks phone* not me either.
Me: *checks phone* It's me. *answers phone* Hello?
Aizen: Hello, Yami.
Me: OMG it's Aizen! Wait…how'd you get my number?
Aizen: the phone book. I wanted to talk to you.
Me: *swoons* R-really?
Aizen: Yes. I understand two of your favorite songs are "Our World" by Ulqiorra and "brEak" by Grimmjow.
Me: Yeah!
Aizen: Well, I found some extra CD's of them singing and wanted to know if you'd like them.
Me: YES! YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Aizen: I'll send them over with Grimmjow.
Me: Thanks! Bye! *hangs up*
Blondie: Who was that?
Me: a friend.
Blondie: …Boyfriend?
Gin: She wishes.
Me: SHUT UP GIN!
Cooly: Gin, you really don't want to make her mad…
Blondie: Hah! What're you worried about? Yami is Weak! With a capital W!
Me: THAT DOES IT! SCREW KEEPING MY POWERS A SECRET! *Draws Aka-Kaze* YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BLONDIE!
Blondie: WHAT THE –
Honey: DADDY! YAMI HAS A SWORD!
Dad: *Barges in* WHAT? *Sees me with a sword* YAMI OTAKU! WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT SHARP OBJECTS? I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW!
Me: Wait! I can explain!
*Process of explanation…Please wait…*
Me: …So in short, I spend my free time hunting hollows, sending plus souls to Soul Society, battling Kenpachi and stalking Aizen.
Gin: OMG YOU STALK AIZEN?
Me: Shoot, did I really say that?
Cooly: yes.
Blondie: I'm shocked…you're actually really strong!
Me: YES! So you should bow at my feet and let me walk all over you if I feel so inclined.
Blondie: …Nice try.
Me: Darn it…
Dad: So…you're a Soul Reaper…
Me: yes!
Dad: *Sighs* I should've known this would happen…
Me: WHAT? YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS? SPILL IT, OLD MAN!
Dad: *not intimidated in the least* Your Grandfather was a Soul Reaper.
Me: *faints*
Honey: NO WAY! Pop-Pop was a Soul Reaper?
Me: *wakes up and sits up*
Dad: Your Mother used to be one too.
Me: *faints again*
Dad: DARN IT YAMI STOP FAINTING! I STILL HAVEN'T TOLD YOU THE WHOLE STORY!
OMG! Cliffhanger! Review please and no flames!