Dust 3 Confirmed Season 2 Episode 1 Halo 6 Confirmed
Harambe The Dragon Slayer
FUS DO RAH
tune the theme of the nazis
Drake throwing pc parts at harmabe
Harambe ate it, and typed in chat "Alex is a stupid neger"
Alex was sad so he stole a bike and went to KFC to eat some chicken
But it wasn`t chicken, it was En Dårlig Ninjago Jævel
Alex jumped in surprise as the Ninjago Jævel became a small tornado
Superman reached out to Alex, but Alex told Clark to stay. So Alex was taken by the tornado
The tornado spilt into a thousand tiny tornadoes that became brown and turned out to be Smash
The Smash deformed over to a ugly looking blob. It was Joey!
He said «Hi everyone, it's Joey from Joey's super cool food reviews… I'M BEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!»
As he screamed, the ground opened and a creature came up from the crack.
It was a Jake the dragon, and Haramabe knew what to do
Harambe grabbed his Helmet, and rushed to B-ragon.
Thousands of miles away Dimitri the cheeki breeki russian could sense the B rushing
He teleported behind Jake, and bought PP-Bison: Yoda Yoghurt - FT.
While Harambe and Dimitri was fighting Jake, Alex was frightened and ran out of the KFC
Outside was the one and only, Fred With a spacesuit
He stared at Alex with a pedo look
He pulled out a shotgun and said, "Skli ned deg trusa, så tar vi en titt".
Alex was just a stupid nigger, and didn't understand norwegian
Fred shot the Zubat behind him and said. "Cancer"
The Zubat was actually Jake the Dragon
Dimitri wlaked over to Fred and Alex
He said «Harambe was killed because a little kid fell beside him»
"Ey baus" Pink Guy said, who was standing behind Alex
Alex turned around and said «Who the fuck are you?"
Before he could answer an explosion was heard not to far away
Alex realized his father was killed by terrorists, and attacked Fred while Pink guy began fighting Dimitri
Watching the fight og on was the one and only Osama Bin Spaden. "Its all going acording to the plan".
As he expected, Pink Guy and Dimitri was obducted by aliens, and Alex tried to stab fred with his screwdriver
As he penetrated Fred`s suit, Fred started flyng arround as if he was a balloon
Alex turned on his aimboat and threw his screwdriver towards fred
Fred got hit by the screwdriver and lost his face. It wasn`t Fred, it was Joey!
Joey was mad, and swallowed Alex
"Bacon soda, white stilled vinegar" as he swallowed that aswell, to drown Alex in his own stomach
Obama bin Spaden yelled «Allah akbar!» because he knew Joey was going to explode
Out of Joeys mouth flew Heavy and Leafy
They flew into the alien spaceeship where Dimitri and Pink guy was held captive
The Aliens was the supreme races, Luftwaffel and Sigareto
They were cooperating for the first time,and only the chosen one could stop them
Out of the shadows came Shrek
He was their supreme leader, even over Fatov and Shnabel-A. His mission was to find and kill the chosen one
They looked on the cameras, scanning the Whole Galaxy. They saw the location of the chosen one was in Shreks swamp.
The prophecy was vague, and only said «The chosen one is a stupid nigger»
"WHAT IS HE DOING IN MAH SWAMP!" Shrek yelled in fury. As he commanded the ship to og to his home.
Alex was just smoking some weed and eating watermelon like another stupid nigger
He had just shanked Fiona and her 3 babies, With a fork.
Skrillex said «Brutal» as he levitated backwards into the deep web
Shrek and his crew of 300 spartans, 599 sigaretos, 666 luftwaffels and a fucking pidgey
crashed into the mud
[Shrek recived a letter from his troops, asking: "what will we do when we find him?". Shrek taped it With a staple that said "Find him and Kill him".
tune Darth Vader theme
Varth Dader walked NexT to Shrek
He said «My name is Varth Dader, but everybody just calls me Mel Gibson»
Mel Gibson chopped of his Dick, and turned into Mei
He/she said «What killed the dinosaurs?» as he/she took out his freeze gun
"THE ICE AGE" It said With a Arnold voice.
The Dick grew and turned into Dick Grayson AKA Robin
He just came out of the closet
Meanwhile Alex ran for his life
Alex watched behind him as he ran, not looking where he was running. So he dumped into someone
At first it looked like a regular gnome, but then Alex realized it was...
"YO WHATS UP DRAMAALERT NATION, IM UR HOST KILLERKEEMSTAR!" He screamed as loud as any voice can scream
"Leeeeeeet's get roooooooit into the noooooose" he said as he stepped into the noose and hanged himself.
The one holding the noose, was Shrek
Alex heard a gate close, and realized he was trapped inside Gnome Fortress, with Shrek
"You have nowhere to run or hide now" Shrek stated cockily
Alex yelled "Angarde!" as he fetched his magic screwdriver from his pocket
Shrek took up his crashed airplane and yelled: "Angered!"
"I have waited over 9000 years for this moment" shrek said as he blocked Alex' attack
:* tune sao: we have to defeat it* as they clashed weapons
Shrek got a boner that popped so fast, Alex was thrown several meters into the air
: Alex realised this was a hard battle so he brought up his Negev: Kamikazee Squad skin, to even up the battle
He yelled "SHO SHO HA!" as he jumped around and shot, with the skills of a true negev master
Shrek did his Naruto moves and transformed into a Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon
He ate all the bullets and used Poopie Pop skill to shoot metal bricks out of his anus
Bendus Forwardus saw this.
He was not pleased
He scratched his back and dissapeared into the shadows.
The sun flashed on and off a couple of times, as Shrek did Slenderman Teleports until he was right infront of Alex
"You`re in my swamp" Shrek whispered. As The Sun got a Terrorist Face
Terrorist Sun shot the alien spaceship with the armies and the hostages with his laser sight
"By the power of greyskull, i HAVE THE POWER!" Terrorist Sun yelled as he brutaly murdered everyone
Skrillex reappeared behind Shrek and said "Brutal"
Shrek got jumpscared by this, and yelped out a girly scream
tune Random Skrillex Dubstep
Skrillex started head butting to the beat, Heavy Metal Soldier joined him
Alex was shocked by this music, becaus ehe had never heard anything else than Nigga rap
Suddenly Micheal Jack`s Son, came in and said: "Shrimp" the planet started shaking
Terrorist sun laughed evilly and faded away as the sky became red
Ralph Moon rose up, and started howling
A shit ton of shrimps was spewed out of Ralph's mouth and drowned the whole planet. Everyone died except...
Obama Bin Spaden, cause it was all part of his plan
Obama stared out the window and shook his head. He turned around and walked into a room. A guy turned around in an office chair said "I've been expecting you"
It was Sniper Joker. "But i was expecting you, to be expecting me" Obama said, as he was watching Breaking Breakfast
Sniper Joker turned off the TV as Walter white was about to sing "And that's how you make crystal meth!"
"I was expecting you to do that, thats why youre standing on a bear trap" Obama said as he reloded his Deagle: Knut Arne Egil skin
"Muhahahahha" Obama laughed as he shot Sniper joker in the head
As Sniper Joker fell in slow mo, he got a vietnam flashbeeeeck
After he died he said in chat "I only died cuz i was lagging and my team sucks"
Joey quickly reported Sniper Joker for scam, and Sniper Joker was taken to jail. And raped a 9 yo scueaqer who dropped the soap
"And that`s how it all ended" Sindre the old pedo (Fredrich) told RJ Burger in the basement
Will RJ Burger ever wake up? Will Fredrich die from old age? Will Heavy Metal Soldier ever be kill? Will Alex always be a stupid neger?
You will probably never know!
thx 4 watchin plz liek and subsirbe
By Jeff and Animely