Remember when monsters went to the surface?
Well… IT WAS A BAD IDEA.
Arrival of monsters on the surface spawned a lot of racists, who tried to seal them back under ground (ironically, most of them were minorities). Monsters decided, to emigrate into the country, where minorities (aside from tourists) almost didn't exist – Poland, and created a city called „Papowice" in honor of Papyrus, whose popularity was clearly a fad, since since after a month, the monsters' mascot was Undyne again, and Mettaton was only remembered as „That rectangle-on-wheels robot thing from cereal commercial". Also, Frisk developed a split personality called „Chara" (not related to actual Chara, who went so crazy, that they become a pacifist), that tries to take over them. "Chara" was schizophrenic, sadomasochistic, talking to themself, and overall very cliche and stereotypical depiction of a maniac, that you see in creepypastas. However, nobody knew about Frisk's problems, aside from Alphys, who probably became an hero, much to Undyne's dismay.
Flowey… well… he was actually just minding his own business. Except, that somehow he overheard a quarrel in Papyrus' house. And quarrel, was actually an understatement.
"Papyrus, what the heck has gotten into you!?" Undyne asked, not able to understand Papyrus being a jerkass.
"YOU KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME, BITCH!" Papyrus replied, hammy as ever.
"This whole vodka is turning your already small brain into a mush! You are not yourself!" Undyne pointed out bad influence of alcohol on Papyrus.
"I'VE COULD'VE FUCKING DONE FUCKING EVERYTHING FOR YOU GODDAMMIT! AND WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO TO ME? FUCKING NOTHING! WHENEVER I FUCKING APPEAR IN HELL'S KITCHEN, I ALWAYS FUCKING GET FUCKING ELIMINATED FIRST! AND I WAS FUCKING GOING TO FUCKING ALL FUCKING YOUR FUCKING COOKING FUCKING LESSONS, FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK, BITCH! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE, YOU FUCKING LESBIAN WHORE!" After saying this, Papyrus shut the door inf front of Undyne as dramatically as possible.
Papyrus then sits on a couch, and proceeds to get himself wasted with Heracles and moans:
"WILL I EVER FIND A TRUE LOVE, WHO WILL RELIEVE ME FROM THIS FUCKING MADNESS?"
Upon hearing these words, Flowey gets a brilliant idea.
"If I can make him fall in love with me, I can make him my bi-… wait a second. Why there is a lighting bulb floating below my head?" Flowey talks to himself, but decides not to hit on Papyrus, not until the Fourth Wall is fixed.
END OF CHAPTER 1