Cho and The Sock
Patrick lay on his couch. His eyes closed, he was concentrating on the latest case regarding a pet store. The owner had apparently been strangled by an anaconda. Or was he?
Enter Cho, who muttered and cursed under his breath causing all thoughts that were swimming around Patricks head, to go out the window.
Patrick sat up and stared at Cho.
Patrick: "Hey man, you ok?"
Cho spun around to meet Patricks puzzled glare.
Cho: "Just frikkin' peachy...!"
Patrick smiled that smile.
Patrick: "I get all tingly when you get flustered...by the way, are you aware that you're wearing one shoe...?"
Cho: "Thanks Captain Obvious! Any thing else you wanna point out?"
Patrick: "WOAH, dont get all anal. How about you sit down and we have a nice cup of tea and then i can tell you all about the dress code required at the CBI"
Cho: "Everything is a joke to you isn't it?"
Patrick: "Aw come on, that was a geniune suggestion"
Cho was now wearing a scowl and decided to tell Patrick why he was wearing one shoe. He was going to find out sooner or later.
Cho: "A dog ate my sock"
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Patrick: zoned out
Cho: uncomfortable shuffle
Cho: "Did you hear what i just said?"
Patrick: "Yeah... im just processing the information that a dog ate you're.. erm... sock."
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Patrick: "So what happened to your shoe?"
Cho: "I was chasing the dog and i sorta lost it"
Patrick was trying his best not to laugh, because he was worried that a little bit of pee might come out.
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more awkward moments
Cho: "THATS IT! IM GOING TO HUNT THAT DOG DOWN!"
Patrick: "WHAT?"
Cho: "Im going to shoot the damn dog, thats WHAT im going to do"
Patrick: "Isn't that like animal cruelty?"
Cho: "HE ATE MY SOCK"
Patrick: "Let it go!"
Cho: "No! It was my favourite sock! I have a picture of the dog and im going to take to the streets and hunt that little tinned, greasy thing down"
Patrick: "TINNED? What the f-?"
Patrick grabbed the mugshot of the dog and ...
Patrick: "K-9 ate your sock? HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!"
Cho: "Who?"
Patrick: "K-9. from Doctor Who"
Patrick folded his arms and smiled at Cho.
Cho: "Doctor Who isn't real, its a TV show, JANE!"
Patrick: "No, its not. Its real". He said simply.
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Patrick: "He's real, the Doctor i mean. I met him."
Cho: 0_o
Cho: "Sure...ok. But he ate my sock"
Patrick: "Oh come on, thats just the affectionate side of K-9. Besides, you LET him eat your sock"
Cho: "THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE SOCK"
Patrick: "NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN SOCK"
Cho: "Jane, i am partially barefoot, do not argue with me, or i will take of my other shoe and ram it right up your-"
Patrick: "Hey hey hey, what did i just say about getting all anal?"
Cho: "I care about my sock, YOU care about the damn dog"
Patrick: "You cant shoot K-9 and it was just a stupid sock, so he probably did you a favour anyway"
Cho: "Watch me, im going to avenge my sock"
Patrick: *minor eyeroll* "Well, you're going to need a new pair of shoes first, you cant walk around with one shoe on"
Cho: "You know what? FINE!
In a rage of blind fury, Cho got barefoot and huffed out the CBI office... closely followed by a very bemused Jane.
Will Cho get revenge for his sock? Does the Doctor REALLY exist? What will K-9 do? And most important question of all... what colour was Cho's beloved sock? Stay tuned for more capers!