K.L.K- hehehe...

Sakura- what?

K.L.K- SasuNaru and SakuIno...and KakaIru

Sakura- WHAAAAAAAT?! O.O

K.L.K- well, I'm going to try to write yuri! and yoai! Earthsoftenstheflame, I hope you like this! it's dedicated to YOU, after all. I really like the pairings, and I'm trying to get rid of writer's block. DX ARGH! I HATE YOOUUUUU WRITERS BLOOOOCK!

Writer's Block- I hate you too. (sweet smile)

K.L.K- (eye-twitch) ugh. EEEEEEEET WOOOOOOON'T GOOOOO AWAAAAAAAAYYYY!

Sakura- she doesn't own Naruto!

Sasuke looked at his, yes his dobe, as he dragged him to Sakura's house. it was March twenty-eighth, thr rosette kunoichi's birthday.

when she had found out about the two of them, she had asked "are you guys gay for each other?" with a chesire-cat grin that gave them a bit of the willies.

"yes. we love each other." they had replied truthfully.

Naruto had gotten a sly grin on his face. "sooo... are you a lesbian?"

she just gave him a bright smile. "maybe...maybe not." she winked at them, and left them gaping at the spot she had dissapeared in.

"SAKURA-CHAN LIKES WOMEN?!" the blonde Dobe had shouted into the sky, stunned.

then the two had gone home for a little, ah... alone time.

the Uzumaki pounded on the door, and Sasuke rang the doorbell. nothing. he sighed as he just opened the door, and went into the house. Naruto ran all the way up to her bedroom, tugging a puzzled Uchiha behind him all the way up the stairs.

before he could stop him, the whiskered blonde had thrown the brown door open, and they had comeplete horror to what they saw.

Sakura and Ino.

Ino and Sakura.

naked. kissing each other. on the lips.

and that's when they started grinding against each other.

Naruto made a squeak-like noise, and the two that were gettin' busy looked over.

Sakura gave a grin, and pulled her blonde-haired, blue-eyed lover against her chest, hiding the private parts of the blushing Yamamaka with her body. "So, I guess you guys know now..."

Ino gave a sheepish smile. "it's pretty funny too. the whole village knows..."

the eighteen-year-olds all looked at each other. "what now?" Sasuke asked.

"well, how about you shut the door, and wait downstairs so I can finish with my little koi here, eh?" the rosette woman asked, playful glint in her eyes.

they paled, nodded, and ran downstairs, twitching.

the pinkette chuckled, her voice husky with lust. "so, my little koi," she grinned. "where were we?"

the downstairs waited for three hours, and when Kakashi came in and went upstairs they tried to stop him and his lover Iruka, but they were unsuccessful, and they went in at the point where the two were screaming each other's names, too.

well, at least Sasuke and Naruto knew which way thier pinkette teammate swung, now.

K.L.K- there. sorry for the shortness, this is a ONESHOT. as in NO MORE.

Sakura-WOAH.

K.L.K- yup.

Naruto-WOAAAAAAH!

K.L.K-... -.-' REVIEW, PLEASE! oh, and Koi means love.