i own NOTHING! it ALL belongs to J.K Rowling! *cowers in corner hiding from copy-right people*
As Ron and Harry were sitting together in the Library, and Ron noticed it was near Valentines Day.
"Aah...Valentines Day. The day of Amor. Chocolates. Kissing-"
"Stammering blokes asking their loved ones out on a a date-" put in Harry
"True love." Ron kept on talking.
"Wet snogs in broom closets..." Harry trailed off as Ron kept staring off into space, "you know if you wait to long someone else is going to get Hermione, like always."
A book was thrown at his head while Ron yelled "And you call yourself my friend!"
"What the bloody hell was that for?" Harry asked while rubbing his head, "but honestly," he started as Ron glared at his food, "All I'm saying is that like Krum can show up and she'll be swept off her feet...and that hurt" he put in rubbing his chin.
"Well...I suppose it's about time I star acting like a man. I should let her know how I feel!" Ron stopped and thought for a few moments, "I know! I'll write her an anonymous note asking her to meet me at the lake!" He pulled out his Quill and some parchment and proceeded to write the following:
To my sweet Hermy-kins, how I have longed to feel your arms around me...
Harry stared and Ron and wished he had never said anything.
~Half an hour later~
Your hair is as smooth as a chocolate river;
your eyes like shining stars;
your lips like two rose pettles;
your neck as graceful as a swan's;
your breasts like-
"Merlin, Weasley! Will you just shut it?" Draco was sitting a few tables and away, and Rons love letter seemed to have annoyed him a bit, "I'm sick of hearing your spolit cliched metaphors about Grangers anatomy!" and with that picked up his things and stormed away.
Ron turned to Harry, "It's not that bad is it?"
"As much as I hate to admit it, Malfoys got a point, Ron. I don't think Hermione would object if you simply wrote 'Meet me tonight.'" and Harry went back to his homework, leaving a very (but easily) confused Ron to write a new Love note.
A/N: well I hope you like it, the chapters will be really short, and its a short thing. I have it all planned out. Well look forward to more.
and also, I honestly couldn't care less if you commented or not, so do whatever you feel like. but, hey, who read author notes anyway? ...
or is that just me?
~LuvBug