Yosemite Sam had robbed a bank and, hoping to make a getaway, was on an airplane with Bugs Bunny, about to crash-land! So, the bandit grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the airplane, landing in The Tasmanian Devil's home in Tasmania. The ravenous marsupial was delighted to have an unexpected meal.
"Yum! Me eat bandit salad with side of ranch-dressing!" he said as he got out a fork and knife, smacked his lips, and walked towards Sam.
"Hold on there, varmint! Do ya really want to eat me? I don't taste good. Oh, just please don't eat me! I'll do anything! Anything!" Sam pleaded, getting down and holding the Devil's feet. "
"Anything? Hmm…alright, I no eat you if you bring me rabbit." said the ravenous creature thoughtfully. "A rabbit? Where am I a-gonna find a rabbit?" said Yosemite, getting up immediately. Suddenly, the airplane that the bandit had parachuted out of landed safely in a clearing 10 minutes away…with Bugs in it.
"Aha!There's a rabbit!" exclaimed Yosemite. And he ran towards the airplane, calling to Tasmanian as he did so, "Don't worry, varmint; your meal is on the way!" 10 minutes later at the airplane's landing zone, Bugs was looking around at his leafy surroundings. "
"Wow. It's really botanical here." he said to himself. "
"Stick 'em up, ya long-eared varmint!" said Yosemite, who had snuck up behind the rabbit and was, at this point, pointing a six-shooter in his back.
Bugs pulled a carrot out and, munching on it, asked, "Eh, what's up, doc?"
"The sky, ya knucklehead." retorted Yosemite, pointing upward without ceasing to look at Bugs.
The latter looked where the former was pointing, noticed that a coconut was about to fall, and thus opened his mouth to warn Yosemite, but the bandit mistakenly believed that Bugs was going to outsmart him, so he interrupted the rabbit, saying, "Don't ya try any of your tricks, ya carrot-chewing varmint; I'm a-takin' ya to Tasmanian so that he will eat youinstead of me."
"I was only going to say that a coconut is about to fall from a palm tree above you with the high possibility of it landing on your foot." said Bugs innocently.
"That is honestly your most pathetic-ouch!" said Yosemite as the coconut that Bugs was talking about fell on his foot.
"I tried to warn you, doc." said the rabbit, walking away from the bandit.
However, Yosemite limped over towards Bugs and stood in front of him, blocking his way and yelling, "Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!"
"Really? Baby goats are tricksters?" said Bugs confusedly.
"Okay, that's it! That there is the final straw!" said Yosemite, taking a bendy straw out of his pocket and breaking it. He then proceeded to stuff "Bugs" (who was really a cleverly disguised smoke bomb decoy, placed with perfect timing) into a bag and take him to Tasmanian.
"Here's your rabbit, varmint. Heck knows what I've gone through to get him here to ya." said Yosemite, placing the bag containing "Bugs" in front of the aforementioned ravenous creature.
"Dinner at last!" cackled Tasmanian. He reached into the bag that Yosemite had given to him and therefore uncovered the smoke bomb.
"Uh-oh." said the 2 villains as they looked at each other and speaking in unison. The smoke bomb detonated and covered the entire hill that they were on with smoke.
Bugs, who was watching this incident from a hill directly across from his antagonists' location, chuckled to himself.
"Ain't I a stinker?"