50 Ways To Piss Off Seto Kaiba
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But in a perfect world, Seto Kaiba would be a real person and Yami would never have left for the "Afterlife".
If there was anything Seto Kaiba had learnt out of his life as a teenager (apart from believing Yugi and his collection of hocus pocus fairytales, and also that as long as he was a pigheaded jerk, he would never beat his arch rival) it was that there were certain rules that involved cousins who were girls and attended the same school as you.
"Big bro, can you tell me again how you ended up with Tea?" Mokuba asked before the wedding ceremony was about to begin. He handed his brother's DuelDisk which Seto strapped solemnly onto his arm, checking himself in the mirror. Today, Seto was getting married to Tea which was pretty funny actually. Seto had claimed he hated women. The tall President of KaibaCorp didn't answer his little brother, for a stylishly dressed blonde haired girl about Seto's age bounded in with foundation and a make up brush.
"Stella? What are you-" "Come here hun, lemme freshen you up!" Stella walked up to Seto and began to expertly smoothen his already smooth cheeks with the power of her make-up. "You are going to TOTALLY blow her away!" Seto growled as his cousin ignored his attempts to brush her off, and continued to apply unnecessary make-up all over his face. He shot a glare at Mokuba who snickered, "Oh yeah, now I remember..."
Rules one, two and three; Never talk to a girl cousin who attends your school. Never unwittingly or subconciously help a girl cousin who attends your school. And never under any circumstance tell that girl cousin that you're not gay after all, you're interested in women or actually tell her who the girl you've been crushing on is.
Adding a few more rules into his brain, Seto scowled. Never allow this girl cousin physical contact. Never allow her into your house (a definite NEVER) and also, don't tell her what you're really like or show your true personality. Because when you're a CEO of a multibillionaire company,you have no time to allow your cousin to open up the true nature of your humanity to the world. It's very unprofessional and could also cast a shadow across your reputation. It's the ultimate recipe of death.
"Stella, did I ever tell you I hate you?"
Stella only smiled, spraying the delightful scent of expensive cologne on Seto's neck and chest, "I love you too, hun. Now go out there and show her what you got!"
The seventh and most golden rule of all.
Never tell your girl cousin you hate her.
All girl cousins are mind readers and they can tell when you're lying.
Especially when you suck at it.