A thunderstorm so fierce had shaken the straw-hats ship. The navigator Nami had accidently slept in late after a night of celebrating Luffy's most recent conquest.
The crew was in disorder trying to get the ship under control. Suddenly a tsunami-sized wave washed over the deck taking our young hero with it. Luffy blacked out while being sucked in under the waves.
Usually, one of the straw-hats would notice and save him, but unfortunately for him, they were to preoccupied to notice.
Luffy awoke to find himself feeling groggy, he coughed up sea water."Nami... Chopper", he choked out, "Where are we". As his vision steadied and he studied his surroundings he realized he was on a medium sized island.
He could not see any of his friends on the beach he washed up on. He checked his head making sure his prized possession was safe. He left out a sigh of relief as he found his straw hat safely secured on his head with the band he had used to tie it on.
He undid the band and checked to see if it was damaged. Relieved that it was not Luffy sprang up and decided to start looking for his friends. He began searching down the beach calling out his friends names, getting momentarily annoyed at the lack of a response.
He searched all morning along the coast, till the sun was up at midday. During the time he had been searching, his clothes had dried.
His stomach suddenly started growling. He wondered if there was any food inward towards the jungle of the island. With nothing more than that assumption in his head, he began adventuring inwards into the jungle.
He made his way through the bristles of trees and bushes. He climbed up into the trees and began to latch on to one after another searching for food. He, at last, came upon a tree bearing many bananas.
This was not any average banana tree, for it had oddly shaped bananas. They were shaped like an erect penis, to which Luffy blushed slightly and wondered if he should eat it. Most people would be cautious around such abnormal fruit but Luffy stomach made a big growling noise and that was all the encouragement he needed. He began practically inhaling the penile bananas, shoving one in after the other, stuffing his face to the brim. He swallowed them whole peel and all, and then he heard something.
There was a giggling noise coming from the trees above. Luffy shrugged it off and began devouring more, but the noise increased and started coming from some of the bushes around him as well. He began hearing the noise more clearly it sounded like a series of grunts.
They sounded like eees and oooos. Luffy brain pieced things together eventually, "Hey you damn monkeys, what's so funny", Luffy blushed as he thought about the fruit he was consuming at that moment. He blushed and began to get furious. "Very funny you guys, I was hungry", Luffy said boiling red with rage missed with embarrassment. The monkeys laughter just got louder and Luffy had had enough. "You want me to go up there and kick your asses", Luffy threatened. With that, the monkeys stopped, and he heard rustling all around. He assumed he scared the monkey off.
'Damn monkeys, I was hungry is all, there nothing funny about this, food is food after all', Luffy thought to himself. After having his fill of the remaining penile bananas, Luffy realized it was getting late.
He was upset that he could not find any of his allies, but at least, he found food. Luffy precedes to stuff what bananas he can in the pockets of his shorts and goes off to find somewhere to sleep.
After searching for awhile, Luffy finds a lush patch of grass by a small lake in the middle of the jungle. The sun is almost down all the way. He uses what survival skills he knows to start a fire.
It takes a bit but after hitting to rocks together he finally gets a spark. Luffy lets out a celebratory "all right" and feels really pleased with himself. He lays down next to the fire and begins relaxing. He settles in with the penile bananas still filling out his shorts.
Although Luffy wants to be reunited with his crew he does not want them to find him with these stuffed into his pants. Luffy does not know very much about sex, and what he does know is limited. He knows next to nothing about female autonomy, apart from the fact they are different from guys. Luckily for him, he had some help, at least, getting a moderate understanding of his own genitalia. Sanji, after much persuasion from Nami, explained how erections worked. Luffy, being himself, only got that you got them when you were excited and it had something to do with babies and doing some unusual wrestling. Luffy, at least, knew erections were not something to be shown and he was self-conscience about it. So he knew what the erection bananas were shaped as. He had gotten hard himself before, but never really done anything with it.
Chopper tried explaining it to him medically, but that conversation went way above Luffy's head. All he got was erections could produce this strange looking white stuff. Luffy looked down at the penile bananas sticking out of his pocket. He wondered briefly about their shape before drifting off to sleep.
Luffy awoke to an odd feeling in his jaw. He also realized he was having trouble breathing. As he came fully into consciousness he realized something was prodding his mouth. He opened his eyes to see a little light brown monkey straddling his chest. The monkey had one of the penile bananas with him and was forcing it in and out of Luffy's rubber mouth. The monkey had gotten the fruit 7 inches down Luffy's throat, much to his shock. The monkey noticed Luffy was awake and flashed him a long mocking smile with a small laugh. Luffy was blushing furiously and also enraged.
As the monkey went to push the fruit even further down Luffy's throat, our captain jumped up and the monkey fell off of Luffy with the banana he had used on him. Luffy noticed that another monkey was in his camp, another tiny light brown one was holding on to something. Luffy quickly realized it was his straw-hat.
"give that back", Luffy demanded. The monkey looked at Luffy and began laughing and flashed Luffy a big smile. Luffy charged at the monkey and realized something was off he did not feel at full energy for some reason, regardless he charged at the monkey holding his prized possession.
Both monkeys began taking off with the hat deeper into the jungle. Luffy was worried about his seemingly deflated fatigue and as he started chasing the monkeys, he also began eating some of the odd bananas in his shorts. Luffy chased the pair as they seemingly tried to make off with his prized possession. Luffy was seriously aggravated and was itching to kick the pairs asses. The monkeys continuously taunted Luffy whenever he began eating another penile banana hoping to regain his strength.
They would pause and look at him with long smiles on their faces. They would begin laughing again as Luffy would begin charging them again. No matter what Luffy did he could not regain his full strength, and in fact, it felt like he was losing more strength. Whenever Luffy would slow down to catch his breath the monkeys would stop, bend over, and smack their asses at Luffy tauntingly. They would also make childish faces at him. Luffy had very much had enough of the pair, he did not like using gear 2nd on something so trivial, but these monkeys had pushed him to the limit.
As Luffy transformed the monkey were shocked. For once Luffy had managed to strike fear in them. Luffy charged at the monkeys with greatly improved speed, although he still felt his energy draining, and he also felt hotter than usual in this form. He realized this gear was taking up more energy than it usually did and realized he would have to be quick about this. He sprung up into the trees and tackled one of the monkeys, but as he went to stretch his arm to get the other one he suddenly felt a warm jolt throughout his body. Gear 2nd deactivated to Luffy's shock. He could not figure out what the hell was happening to his body. His one track mind quickly remembered why he was chasing them and remembered he was currently on top of a monkey. He propped himself up and sat cross-legged as he lifted up to the monkey.
The monkey looked confused and unsure what to do. Luffy let out a grunt as he realized that the monkey he tackled did not have his hat. He looked up in the trees and saw the other monkey watching him cautiously. This monkey had his tail wrapped around Luffy's hat.
Luffy tried to reactivate gear 2nd, but could not find the strength to do so. "ahh, What the hell is wrong with my body", Luffy screamed, "usually food is the issue, but these bananas are not doing shit!". Luffy was furious and grabbed one of the accused bananas and began shoving it into his face.
"Why the hell isn't this working", Luffy said while swallowing the fruit. The second the fruit went down though Luffy felt another warm surge and dropped the monkey he was holding in his other hand. He began blushing and felt even weaker. The monkey he had dropped smiled well-aware of what was happening.
Luffy at this point had realized that the Boner bananas he had been eating were the culprit of his sudden weakness. The last one he swallowed was the last one he had been carrying otherwise he probably would of through the damned things. What Luffy did not know however was that those bananas were very well-known to the monkeys
of this island. Luffy slumped over trying to grab the monkey he had just dropped. His chin hit the dirt and the monkey he tried to grab again smirked and decided to try to tank advantage of the situation. The monkey walked over to Luffy's face lining up our hero's face with the monkey genitals. Luffy was trying to regain his strength and was confused as to why the monkey was approaching him. Then the monkey plopped his nutsack right on Luffy's nose. Luffy was in momentary shock, he had never had another males genitalia so close to him before. The light brown monkey had small genitalia, his dick was about 1.5 inches soft, and his balls were .5 inch across each. Before Luffy could fully register it, the primate began rubbing his monkey balls all over Luffy's face. The balls rubbed over his eyelids, around his lips, and right under his nose. Luffy blushed brightly at the ordeal, and as he smelled the monkeys nuts, he began feeling hot again. The monkey began to grow hard and was smirking down at the rubber boys collapsed form. The other monkey with Luffy's straw hat jumped down and began approaching Luffy with his monkey dong in his hand.
Luffy's embarrassment turned to rage. The thought that these little shits were trying to do whatever they wanted with him after they stole his hat pissed him off. He knew from what little knowledge he retained from Sanji's and choppers lectures that this was something similar to the odd wrestling thing that Sanji had told him about.
Luffy knew it was usually someone weaker losing. Luffy pulled every ounce of strength he could and stood up. The pair of light brown monkeys were clearly shocked by this. Luffy stretched his arms backward. The monkeys began to back away, and were seconds away from fleeing, but it was too late. "gomu-gomu no bazooka", Luffy shouted.
The fist hit both of the monkeys sending them flying into a nearby boulder. They both were knocked out, and from the looks of it had matching black eyes. Luffy fell backward with a grin on his face. "take that... you damn monkeys". he said as he hit the ground. He looked up into the treetops when he noticed eyes staring at him.
He eventually makes out all those eyes to be other monkeys looking down on him. There were red ones, orange ones, dark brown ones, and even other light brown ones staring at him. They looked mad at him, presumably for punching the lights out of two of their friends. Luffy began feeling another heat surge throughout his body and let out a moan.
All the monkeys in the trees began howling and laughing.