The Band of Seven and Dope
The Band of Seven and Dope
This is a Parody of the But Then I Got High song by Afroman. Listen and Enjoy. Oh, Singing key:
(…)Bankotsu
/…/Jakotsu
\...\Renkotsu
8…8Suikotsu
9…9Mukotsu
#...#Kyokotsu
'...'Ginkotsu
+…+All
"…"Spoken
Like life couldn't get any worse for them. They got killed twice. Now, alive again, they just found some weed, rolled it up, and started to sing. The leader kicked it all off.
Gesh. Geshgeshgesh. Gesh.
+Oooh-oooooohhh-ooooooh+
Gesh. Geshgeshgesh. Gesh gesh.
+La-da-da-dadada. Da- daaaaaaa-da. Dananana. Dananana. Dananana—Da da da da da da da+
(I was gonna kill a village today,
But then I got high.
I was gonna slice a old man up,
But then I got high.
+Da-dada-dadada+
The village is still alive, an' I know why!
+Why, man?!+
Because I got high, because I'm a guy, because I got high)
+La-dada-dadada+
/I was gonna flirt today,
But then I got high.
I was gonna flirt with a bloody gay,
But then I got high.
+Danana-na-da-na-danada+
The gay is still running away, an' I know why!
+WHY, MAN?!+
Because I got high, Because it's so fly, Because I got high!/
+La-dada-dadadada+
'Gonna pay my parking ticket,
But then I got high.
Was gonna pay that 500 fine,
But then I got high.
+Laaaa-da-na-da-na+
Now I'm getting towed away, an' I know why!
+GINKOTSU, NO!+
Because I got high, I'm a machine, and yet I got high?'
+How and why, why, why, why, why?+
8I was gonna be a doctor,
But then I got high.
I was gonna find the cure for cancer,
But then I got high.
+Uh-huh huh huhuhuh+
Now people are sick and dyin', an' I know why!
+why, man?+
Because I got high, my dreams took a dive, because I got high…8
+Na-na-na! Na-na-na-na+
\Was gonna make some fireworks,
But then I got high.
+What a shame…+
Was gonna make the sky go boom,
But then I got high.
+Dang, dang, you a bald shame!+
I'm stuck with six guys and a homo, an' I know why!
+Hey, man!+
Because I got high, the homo's a guy? I hope that I'm high\
/Renkotsu, you're an ass!/
#Was gonna go to yoga class,
Then I got high.
+Say what?+
I was gonna do the Kumbayah,
But then I got high.
+…+
But I'm too big to do the Pretzel, an' I know why!
+…why?+
Because I got high, my life took a dive, because I got high.#
+Kyokotsu's confusing!+
9I was gonna make some medicine,
But then I got high.
8That's my job, you ass!8
I mean—I was gonna cook some chicken,
But then I got high.
8Damn straight.8
I didn't eat a lump of dirt, an' I know why!
+Why, Mukotsu?+
Because I got high, I'm just a fat guy, because I got high.9
+Because we're high, it's twice we died! We shouldn't be high! We should commit crimes! But DAMN, we got high! La da-da-dada-da-da!+
"I don't know why I listened to a damn bamboo."
"Baboon, big brother." Jakotsu corrected.
"Shut up, homo." Renkotsu retorted.
"GEEEEEEEEEEEESH!" Ginkotsu was still being towed away.
+Because we got high! Because we got high! Because we got high! AHhahahahaha!+
XD Tell me how you liked it; I was laughing during this thing. Lol make sure to listen to Afroman's But then I got high or you won't get it!