Okay, here's a nice good story about Bobble and Fawn. I thought it would be funny to see Bobble get drunk, I don't think there are any fanfics were B get intoxicated. Now we all know that fairies can't reproduce through mating, but in this story, THEY CAN! :) Enjoy.

Rated T: for mild sexual activity and cussing. Also, fairies in this story, can also switch there talents! Awesome! :)

Bobble was perhaps the smartest tinker in tinkers nook. He always did his work, he almost never made mistakes, and he was always on time for anything. But even the best and smartest of fairies can get frustrated sometimes.

"DAWN!"

If not all the time.

Bobble was working on the wagon one day. The wheels needed replacing...again. This is one of the things that frustrate him constantly. He was hammering in a seven gauge twig for the wheel's axel when he accidently hit his finger. He set down his tools and shook his hand in pain.

"Ow!"

"What's wrong Bobble? Are you okay?" Clank rushed over.

"I'm fine Clanky." said Bobble trying to calm down.

"I've just been having kind of a rough morning."

"Oh, well you know the best way to calm down is to count down from 10. Tink and Fairy Mary do it all the time."

"I don't need to do that. I'm calm enough."

Bobble went back to work on the wagon. Clank was on the other side and peeked over at Bobble hammering. Bobble looked up and saw Clank staring at him.

"What?" he asked.

"Nothing." said Clank. "Just watching you work."

"Okay, well stop watching me work."

"It's just that I like watching you sometimes. You are the smartest tinker in the nook."

"True dat, true dat. But I need some space if you don't mind."

"Sorry, just watching a genius at work."

"Okay then."

Bobble went back to work. Clank just kept staring. Bobble looked back up and sighed.

"Clank, dont you have any work to do?"

"No, not at this moment."

"Well why don't you go visit Silvermist or something? You two are together right?"

"Yeah, but she's at work. I don't want to just drop in."

Bobble sighed again in annoyance.

"Well can you at least do something besides stare at me all day? Its very annoying."

Clank then noticed the twig Bobble was hammering in. It wasn't a seven gauge, it was a five gauge. He was starting to become nervous.

"Why don't you make yourself useful, and help me with this wagon."

"Um...I just remembered, I need to do something."

"Come on Clank you said you didn't have anything to do."

"I do now."

"Well can you help me with this twig, it's not going in right."

"Sorry but I don't have time." Clank was preparing to take off."

"Hey wait A MINUTE!" Bobble realized the twig was a five took off at this words.

"CLANK! YOU GET YOUR CHUBBY ASS BACK HERE!"Bobble shot into the air. Clank was flying off when Bobble shot in front of him enraged.

"Genius huh?" he was beyond angry. Clank was one of the people in his life to frustrate him.

"S-sorry Bobble, I just-"

"How many times do I have to tell you? You need a seven, count it, SEVEN fucking gauge twig for an axel. Not SIX or FIVE or FOUR, SEVEN, SEVEN! Now, if you can't get that through your THICK ASS BRAIN!, then I'll crack it open and jam it in there, you got that FAT ASS!

Bobble flew back down to the wagon. He was shouting so loud, the other fairies couldn't help but hear him. As he was going back to work they all stared at him. He looked up at them and glared.

"YO, WHAT A YA"LL BITCHES LOOKING AT!" he shouted.

Everyone went back to work. Bobble slowly turned back to the wagon in sheer frustration. As he pulled out the five gauge axel, the whole wagon fell apart.

"AHHH MAN!" he yelled.

He hit his head against the wagon in annoyance and the water drops on his glasses burst making him more enraging. He just put his head down and sighed.

Fairy Mary happened by and she was very angry. Cursing was certainly not tolerated to her.

"Bobble! What is the meaning of this!"

"What you want bitch?" he snapped.

Fairy Mary gasped.

"Profanity is not tolerated in this nook! Now why isn't the wagon finished?"

"OH sorry!, I would have finished it earlier if a certain FAT ASS! hadn't got me a freakin five gauge!"

"This wagon is your responsibility. You deal with it!"

"Yeah? Well you need to deal with your weight girl."

Fairy Mary looked down at herself and back up to Bobble most shocked and embarrassed.

"Why don't you hold back on the cherry puffs? And your ass is bigger than the freakin gran canyon."

Fairy Mary started to tear up, but she was the overseer and she didn't want the other tinkers to think she was easily put down by mere words.

"Bobble! I'm going to-"

"WHAT! What you gonna do chub chick?"said Bobble holding out his arms.

That last one hurt. Fairy Mary couldn't help but cry and fly off.

"Yeah that's right! Take to the sky BITCH!"

Tinkerbell noticed this and went over to Bobble.

"Hey! What's your problem!" she asked.

"What problem...bitch." he said mockingly.

"What did you call me?" Tink was angered.

"What I'm sorry did you say something? I couldn't hear you over that tacky ass dress." Bobble started laughing.

Now everyone knows Tink gets red when she gets mad, but this time, she was extremely red, more red than a rose. She clenched her fists. Bobble just kept laughing. He was so out of his mind with frustration, his brain was just random. Tink's angry expression tightened, her fists clenched harder. Without warning, she brought her fist back and landed a good punch to Bob's face. The impact knocked his glasses off and knocked him out.

Meanwhile, over in the forest, Fawn was having some problems of her own. She was teaching a baby bird how to fly and it was refusing.

"Come on little guy. You can do it." Fawn was usually a very positive and encouraging, but this baby bird was giving her a splitting headache. She was at this practically all day and she didn't have time to just constantly get a bird to fly.

"Listen. Your a bird. You have to fly." The bird just stepped back and shook it's head frightened.

"Look bird brain! Your gonna fly and I'm gonna split. GOT IT!" she was starting to get as frustrated as Tink when she attempted to become an animal fairy.

"Come on, just flap your wings. Like this!" She started motioning her arms to flap like a bird, but the baby bird was getting more scared.

"UHHH! I don't have time for this. Will you please just flap?" Fawn started pleading, but the bird wouldn't comply.

"Okay, see ya."

Fawn tried flying off away from the nest but was stopped by her good friend Horace.

"Fawn. You know you need to keep teaching." he said quite disappointed.

"Horace listen. I need to get home. It's late and I just want to relax."

"Oh come on Fawn. You been quite lazy lately."

"LAZY! Horace I do this all the time. I just need some rest."

"No, what you need is perseverance."

"You know, I've been doing this job since I was born, and not once have you ever complemented me or encouraged me, or even given me a good pat on the back or anything. You just expect me to work like some dog."

"I do appreciate you Fawn. Just not now."

Fawn was becoming annoyed.

"Now get back to work."

Horace flew off. Fawn sticked her tongue out at him and went back to the bird who suddenly pooped in the nest.

"AHH GEEZ!" She said in disgust.

"Clean that up!" yelled Horace from afar.

Fawn stamped her foot in anger and realized she accidently stepped in the poop. She rolled her eyes and sighed in annoyance.

That night, Fawn walked into her house feeling very stressed. She slammed the door behind her and hung up her coat.

"Horace doesn't appreciate me, I have a killer headache, my foot smells like BIRD SHIT!"

She plopped down on her couch and sagged inside.

"No one appreciates me."she thought.

"I teach the birds how to fly, I wake up the animals in spring, I help collect nuts for squirrels, as much as I do I deserve more appreciation."

Fawn looked around the living room. She couldn't help but to think that something was missing in her life. Did she need appreciation or something more? She just just shook her head.

Back in the nook, night had fallen and Bobble was still knocked out. It wasn't long before he finally came to. He tried lifting his head but was so dizzy he couldn't see anything. His head was pounding.

"Ow. What happened?" he said woozily.

He was finally able to sit up and as his vision cleared, everyone was gone, in for the night. As he looked at his watch, it was 8:00.

"Oh snap." he said to himself.

He started thinking. That blow to the head really made him see how much of a jerk he was today. Even though he was highly frustrated all day (or most of the day) he beginning feel horrible about the way he acted. He wanted to apologize to Tink, Fairy Mary and especially Clank. But right now, he was too tired to do anything right now. He slowly got up and staggered through the work area. All of the tables were cleared and tools were put up. There were a few lights on, but not many. The darkness made it even more difficult for Bobble to find his way through, but he knew the nook like the back of his hand. He staggered over to a light pose past Tink's house. Her lights were on. She must not have gone to bed yet.

Bobble woozily flew up to Tink's door. As he was about to knock, he heard the sound of crying and sobbing. He peeked through a nearby window and there was Fairy Mary, being comforted by Tink.

"I-I just don't get it dear." said Fairy Mary.

"Bobble is such a nice tinker. Why would he just say things like that?"

"It's okay. He's probably going through something right now."said Tink.

"Well yes, but he should've at least went to see Dr Owl or something, not take it out on us."

Tink sat a platter of tea on her coffee table.

"I really love that boy. He was like a son to me. Him and Clank. Can't believe he left."

"But I'm right here." Bobble said quietly to himself.

"I can't believe Clank left the nook."

Bobble eye's widened.

"Clanky is gone?" he thought in shame.

Tink sighed. "I'm really gonna miss him."

Bobble couldn't believe what he was hearing. His best friend, gone? For good? He was beginning to feel very guilty and ashamed.

"I can't believe he switched his job. He's a water talent now. He really loved tinkering. Until Bobble yelled at him that his."

Bobble put his head down. He almost teared up. He didn't want Tink or Fairy Mary to see him, so he just left. He was very woken this time, so he was able to get back to his house. As he opened the door, he sighed deeply.

"Clanky, I'm so sorry." he whispered.

"I'm never cursing again."

He turned on a light, and there on the coffee table was a note from Clank. He walked over and opened it. He read it.

"Dear Bobble, I couldn't live with the fact of you being angry at me. I figured that maybe I was the worst tinker there was. It was too painful to live in the nook any longer or even be a tinker, so I changed my talent and moved in with Silvermist. She is my girlfriend after all. Have a nice life. -Clank."

Bobble made his way to his room. Clank's side was completely gone. The only thing left was his old bed. Bobble sat down on his bed and just looked across the room. Flashes of his memories of Clank. Then he put his head down.

Look's like Bobble and Fawn are having some complications. Sorry if there was a lot of cussing, I'll try to tone it down in the other chapters, but there is kind of going to be a sexual scene. Please review.