Hi my names Madison

You're probably wondering why I have these band-aids on my face… well my momma said that Id get picked on if I had zits,

Um, you know what zits are, those are those little, big popping things all up on your face

I mean I don't understand it, why would God put these round balloons on your face, if they won't make you popular.

I'm already… a geek, as you can tell.

I'm wearing my contacts right now. My eyes are really brown but now they're beautiful.

I just got em yesterday. I'm not really used to em… I can feel them popping out of my eyes.

(Take contacts out, pretend.) Uh there it is… got to put it back in… Never mind, Ill just wear my glasses.( put glasses on)

Yeah… so… Um well I haven't been to the bathroom all day so I haven't seen my face.

Now I going to take these band-aids off cause um well… their just killing me.

You want to see them; um I mean I want you to see the band-aids… not the zits

Okay, well here's the first one (lean forward. ) yeah here on my head, I named Amy. I not going to show you but that's Amy.

On my nose, that's Fred cause I like the name Fred and he's an easy one to pop, yeah.

This one, her name is Lindsay (Dorky one) I don't like a girl named Lindsay in my class so I named her Lindsay… I don't like this one.

This ones name is Kelsey (girl one) I like Kelsey. Lindsay and Kelsey are friends so I don't really like em. So I named em that. (Name them off)

Amy, Fred, Lindsay, and Kelsey.

Yeah, well so I fell asleep in science class today. I was wondering, do they have stuff written on em.

Oh man… There was that kid named Tristan and Austin, they did this to me. They wrote geek here didn't they. (Point to forehead) They wrote geek here!!! Oh, they wrote nerd?

This one says geek? (Points to nose) cause I'm a geek.

Oh crap my glasses fell off. (Pick them up) It's all good now.

Now I got some braces, and I just think they are the prettiest little things. I mean they are like so awesome. I don't know why, I just think their flipping awesome.

This one says dorky? I don't know any other geeky words. (pause, look away and say) Oh… it says girl. Oh so I'm a (point tot them) nerd, geek, dorky girl. But, I told you I didn't like (point to them) Lindsay and Kelsey. Uumhuh. Okay well tat a for now cause I got to go pop me some zits. Bye!!! Check my out on you tube. As Madison, bye y'all. And this is hosted from Georgia, ta, Georgia.