Hogwarts: A Mystery

by TheRavenpuffPandacorn

What happens when thirteen mysterious people go to Hogwarts? COMPLETE CHAOS. Where people go crazy, planes crash, and weird stuff is the norm. Yes, it's another Demigods At Hogwarts fic, but WAIT it's different! Because there are mysterious people who AREN'T demigods! Eh? You say it's the same? Whatever. Please R&R, and all that stuff. There might be MORE craziness pepolz later on!

1. Chapter 1: Freaking Out

Hi people, this is my first story so don't judge meeee! If you haven't noticed, bolded stuff is author's notes. And chapter titles.

Also:

I am cow hear me moo

I weigh twice as much as you

And I look good on the barbecuuuuuuuue

Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's

made from liquid from my udders

I am cow, I am cow, hear me moooooooooo!

-If you know that song please put the word cow in your review!

Anyways, on with the story!

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I: Freaking Out

PERCY (First person)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I grunted in response.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heeeeeeeeeeeelpppppppppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" The voice sounded again, louder and more desperate.

I grunted again.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! There's a spider in my cabinnnn! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelppppppppppp!"

At that, I leisurely walked to the Athena cabin, smiling to myself as I walked. Actually no, that's creepy. Never mind. It was a bright, sunny morning (well, noon, really, since I didn't really get up like an early bird) as it always was in camp. You know how those people whistle when they walk? Yeah, I was pretty much like that but un-whistling. And that is a word.

Anyhow, I arrived at the cabin, and tried to spot any sign of a spider in there. Annabeth was still screaming, yelling for mercy and "what she did to deserve this. " Well, to my COMPLETE and UTTER surprise, it was a automated spider. Well this won't do for you, Annabeth. (A/N eww that rhymes. ) I don't even know what that meant, but Annabeth was still screaming like a car fell on her face (which almost happened before, don't ask).

"Hey, Annabeth, what's wrong?" I asked innocently, a hint of a grin on my face.

"GET THIS SPIDER OFF ME."

"Is it Opposite Day? Because I don't really see how that spider is even on you."

"IT IS!"

"Okay, I get it now. You want me to get it on you. I see."

"NOOOOOOO!"

.o0o. (A/N pwetty line bweak :D)

Leo grinned his maniacal grin as we sat down at our tables for dinner. Wait, Leo? Didn't he die? Like, he blew up a little, right? And weren't we supposed to choke him? Before I could react, though, there were more screams coming from the Athena cabin. What was going on in there? Crazy people these days. Whatever. I don't care.

I glanced back at Leo. He seemed to be exploding with laughter. Oh, well. At least there's food.

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Yeah so that's it for this chapter, short, I know, but at least I started!

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~TheRavenpuffPandacorn Out!