Anna smirked to her sister as they crouched in their hiding. "Let's go easy on them, okay? They don't really have a… Snowball machine at disposition like I do right now."
Elsa smiled back but then lifted an eyebrow. "Are you calling me a machine?"
Anna lifted a finger. "Right now, sis, we need to think strategic. You're the unlimited provision I need."
She waved her hand in a way to mean 'Give me some'. Elsa chook her head in amusement and made a reel gesture with her hands. A dozen of perfectly shaped round snowballs appeared with a blue glow in a dance of snowflakes, and she put half on the ground and the other in Anna's outstretched hands.
The redhead had a malicious laugh. "They don't know what waits for them. I'M THE ULTIMATE SNOWBALL FIGHTER MEGA WARRIOR!"
At those words, she stood up with all her height and lifted her arm to throw the first snowball. But at the same time, she received a quick one right on the face.
"Ow!" she exclamed as she fell down on her back, and Elsa burst out of laughing.
"You're the what again?" she said as she gasped for air, and laughed even more.
Anna wiped the snow off her face and winced. "Not funny."
She crouched and approached Elsa with a sly expression. Since the sisters bonded everyday, Anna knew by heart the list of everything Elsa could do as the Queen of Ice and Snow.
"Where did the snow come from?" she asked.
Elsa looked at her like a teacher catching a child cheating on an exam.
"I thought you wanted to go easy on them?" She smiled. "That is not even going by the rules, Anna."
The youngest made a fake imploring face. "Pleeeeeaaaase! Please please please. There's like, a thousand of them! I actually don't stand a chance without a bit of your help!"
"You said you wanted to handle this alone to give them some advantage." reminded Elsa, still smiling. "Besides, the Arendelle village only has 742 residents."
Anna took a snowball in her hand and showed it to her with a menacing look. "Shush up with your queenie demographics or I shove you this snowball in the mouth."
Elsa smiled. "You know well that the cold never bothe–"
Anna started her move but Elsa made the snowball disappear before it even was near her face.
"See? You're cheating too!" gasped Anna. "Come on, just tell me where every of their hidings are! I just need this info to know where to aim."
Elsa sighed.
She then closed her eyes and focused to feel where the snow was getting digged from the ground by the villagers. She detected spots where the pressure on the snow was higher, and deduced that it was where they piled it to make barriers.
Elsa opened her eyes. "There's one big hiding on your left, at 10 o'clock, which is probably where the snowball comes from. There are 2 other hidings at 12 o'clock, and one at 1 o'clock."
Anna had a giant smile and a beaming face. She took as many snowballs as she could and stood up in one sudden move, then shouted: "GAME ON!"
Author's Note: It's a good thing that Elsa doesn't fully participate to the battle because otherwise, even a group of 742 persons wouldn't stand a chance. The two dorks are back! And I'm so happy to write about them again. Thank you for reading! :D And thanks for that fluffy funny prompt, Tumblr anon!
