'Arry Potter and the 7 House Elves
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Dude guess what?! …I…wrote…this!!! Yes, yes. It was a wonder how I came up with the idea…I was just laying there…listening to Harry Potter music play over and over again…and the BAM!!! It hit me.
Hope you like it…you may read now.
Prologue
Once upon a time, in a far away land, lived a king, a queen, and their son. They lived a happy life, with their magic and what-not, but it was altered by the tragic death of the queen.
Devastated by the death of Queen Lily, King James proclaimed to his people: "Screw it! I'm gay now!!"
In an even far-er away land, King Lucius, whose wife left him with their only son, got word of king James' words.
While skipping in a circle and clapping his hands, he sang: "Yay! He's gay! So am I!"
King Lucius' sexuality is exactly why Ex-Queen Narcissa and little Draco left him. Unless you count that one time…with an aquarium…and a can of rat poison…But that's a different story.
King James learned that King Lucius was gay, and "joined-in-union" with him. (Who ever said you had to like who you marry-oh wait- join in union with?!)
So the kings and 'Arry(James' son) moved into a new castle and it was happily ever after for a while…
Fin
Okay, note this said Prologue at the top. I have the 1st chapter on the way. I just need to get it finished, and it'll be out.