Welcome to EXTRAVAGANZA, after 2 years of procrastination, hopefully it was worth the effort. as per usual with most fanfictions all copyrighted material belongs to each of their respected owners and let the door of possibility open.

Chapter 1: Goodbye, Old Life

In a fairly sized rooms in my house on the westcoast USA, I was just hanging out as per usual on my phone and nothing else. I was the only person in the house at the time, everybody else left to go do errands while I stayed home playing Girls Frontline all day. Everything was just business as usual till subtly and suddenly I didn't feel right, something was wrong. and just like that everything just got all distorted for some reason and then, BOOM! I was teleported into the sky and ended up falling to the ground below. screaming and fearing for the worst I closed my eyes and braced for impact. Luckily for me I landed on a sandy beach which help cushion my fall. getting up quickly and surprisingly unscathed I looked around to get the feel of the area. The ocean was right behind me and in front to where my body was facing, there was a dense almost jungle like forest.

"Where am I, Madagascar?" I thought to myself as I wondered where I ended up on.

heading to my left I walked no longer than a minute until I saw two people sitting on rocks. Happy to see that I'm not alone I shouted to the two to get their attention.

"Hello there!" I shouted to the two people laying on the rockface.

After I shouted to the two people I noticed that the two are wearing bikinis, one in blue that was practically flat chested in my book, and the other one in yellow that had YUGE knockers. At first I was relieved but then my spidey senses started tingling.

"Oh fuck it's them!" I thought to myself as I tried to stay cool.

And at that moment I realized I was in a goddamn anime, not just any anime but Valkyrie Drive nonetheless! As I approached the two pretty shy they started to notice something different about me.

"Hey there darling! you lost?" Miyasato greeted me.

Strangely enough I could understand them even though they were speaking Japanese and I spoke in English.

"Yeah, you could say that..." I tried to speak while trying to keep my eyes focused on their faces.

"Hey look! this is another man, Miyasato! I thought Lord Akira was the only man on this island! How'd you get here." Kouzuki asked.

Crap she noticed! But considering that her question was that where did I come from I could answer that question with relative ease. After all I have seen the entire show atleast twice.

"I fell outta the friggin' sky couldn't ya tell?" I answered kouzuki's question.

"So are you a Liberator or an Extar?" Miyasato asked.

"Uhh... neither." I simply replied as I tried to keep a straight face while Miyasato and Kouzuki's eyes widened.

"Would you allow us to demonstra-"

"NO, NO, NO, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!" I cutted off Miyasato.

"I haven't seen that kind of reaction before." Kouzuki concerningly pointed out.

With a big sigh of relief, I regained my sanity and just had I awkward moment between Miyasato, Kouzuki, and I.

"Could either one of you two tell me where civilization is?" I questioned.

"Sure..." Miyasato answered while slowly looking towards Kouzuki.

After a minute of both of them giving me directions to Veste, I waved goodbye to them and they wished me luck as I made my hike to Veste.

"Atleast I'm wearing shoes while walking here." I thought to myself as I walked through the forest trying not to get bit by a snake or something. feeling bored I decided to sing a song while I was taking my sweet time towards Veste.

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.When I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you.When I'm Havering, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering next to you.But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door.What could I say? perfect song for the occasion.

As I walked for a few minutes, I finally saw it, Castle Veste. Hopefully the ladies there won't tear me a new one for being the only "Other" male on the island besides Akira "Himself" or herself, but I'm just going to refer to Akira as a He for simplicity sake.

As I stepped across the bridge and into the courtyard of the castle, everyone stopped to look at me. Surprisingly every lady there was quite nice and kinda looked and talked to me like if I were just a regular person (even though I am).

A brief moment of calm ended when I saw Kasumi and Charlotte entered the courtyard along with Wälter.

"Oh fucksticks." I said to myself as I knew I'd get waxed in a second.

As I braced for the worst to happen Charlotte called me to come over to her. Knowing she was the only guy in the direct vicinity of her field of view I walked over to her to see her. After I got to her I had to crouch down to her eye level because she was 4'8' and I was 5'8' so I basically dwarf her. As a matter of fact I'm taller than everybody on the Island of Mermaid.

"Another man huh? I though it was only women that could be sent to places like this." Charlotte spoke to me.

"Me neither." I answered.

"So if you have the virus, we should get you a partner immediately. It's mandatory." Kasumi told me.

"Sure. but can I speak to your leader please?" I asked polity.

Kasumi, Charlotte, and the rest of Wälter looked at each other and debated if I should go see Akira or not. After a good five minutes or so they broke the ice and agreed to let me speak to Akira.

"Sweet!" I rejoiced as I could talk to one of the people that could get me off this hellhole, but if you ask me I kinda wanted to be on this Lesbian filled island called "Paradise".

Making my way through the castle while being escorted by peacekeepers, I came upon the door to Akira's office. While I was waiting to enter the doors opened up and Akira was sitting behind his desk. Akira eyes stayed the same size but if you ask me I have to assume that he was surprised to see an actual man on the island. Thankfully Akira asked for us to be alone for a moment. Everybody in the room except me and Akira left.

"Hey man, how's it going?" I greeted as I sat down in one of the chairs.

"Good morning mister?" Akira greeted as he asked for my name.

"Just call me Juju."

"So Juju, where are you from?"

"The states."

"Would you like to tell me about yourself?"

"No thanks, lady." I Nonchalantly answered with intention.

"Eh?! How'd you-?!" Akira asked with shock.

"Listen to me Akira, I'm... not from here. And by that is that I'm from somewhere else. Yes I am from the good ol' US of A, but I just happen to know you from other places." I admitted

"But aren't you going to-"

"Don't worry Akira, your secret is safe with me. Now can you please get me off this island?"

"unfortunately no. That shield is up for a reason, until we can get everyone on the island cured there's nothing we can do about it."

"Great..." I groaned as I am stuck for roughly twelve episodes.

Just as I was going to leave, a woman bursted through the door with some news.

"Mr. Hiiragi! Mr. Hiiragi!" The girl shouted.

"Yes, Kaede?" Akira answered.

"There's two new girls heading to Veste right now! There's going to be a arena fight in the courtyard today!" The girl spoke.

"Well slap me hard and call me Eldorado! I'm gonna see this!" I excitedly shouted.

Without even saying goodbye to Akira I dashed through the door and headed to the floors overlooking the courtyard.

"This is going to be fun to watch." I eagerly grinned because I obviously knew who was gonna win this fight.

Then out of nowhere I felt someone's hand grab my shoulder.

"How does it feel to be the only other man on this island?" a voice from behind me spoke.

When I turned around, I saw the most attractive people on Mermaid next to Akira and Mirei. It was Rain and Lady J!

"Oh shi- I mean hello..." I said being a little startled.

"So who you betting on?" Lady J asked me.

"The new guys. I just feel like they're going to win." I truthfully lied.

"Good choice kid. How much?" Rain asked me.

"About 20 bucks." I answered.

As everybody cleared the ring I grabbed the figurative popcorn and waited for the games to begin.