this story is how i would write the first harry potter book. i dont expect you all to love it, because its dumb, and my friends said i should do it so i actually have stuff on here. so go ahead and write me a bad review and see if i care. :
So one day, there was this wizard, right? Well this wizard's name was Harry, Harry Potter. He was like famous or something cause he has this red lightning bolt thing on his forehead, why that's so special, I have no idea. So anyways, Harry lived with his aunt and uncle (who were like the worst people ever) and their kid, Dudley, who was a fat ass pig that always gets what he wants. Harry was treated bad and hated his life. He kept getting letters from this bird, but he wasn't allowed to read them. One day he got so many that they had to move to a deserted island. Well, Harry was privately enjoying his birthday, when this HUGE man just randomly knocked down their door!!! No one knew what was going on, and like, it was all confusing and stuff. So anyways, this huge guy, Hagrid, gave Harry a birthday cake, which the fat ass Dudley like ate in one bite, and told Harry that he was a wizard. Now, keep in mind that Harry was "just Harry". Well Harry didn't believe this monstrous man at first, but then like he pulled out this wand and turned Dudley into a piggy. So Hagrid took Harry shopping and they bought school stuff, like an owl, and clothes, and a wand and stuff. Harry also found out that he had like a TON of money, cause his parents were apparently rich when they died, and decided he didn't need to know. So Harry got the money, and got on this train thing that you have to go through a wall to get onto. He met this red-headed boy named Ron, and they ate like the whole candy cart. Ron was trying to turn his rat yellow when a girl named Hermione came along looking for this frog that some kid lost. She sat down with them for a second to watch them try and do magic, but since they couldn't, she fixed Harry's glasses, with magic of course. Well they finally got to the really big school called Hogwarts. They all got sorted into groups. They got put in either Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. Harry, Ron and Hermione all got put into Gryffindor. They all went to their houses and then Harry, Ron and Hermione became best friends. Ron and Hermione eventually fall in love, but that's a whole other story.
THE END :D