Cinder pants
Disclaimer: We don't own anything 'cept our siblings, and ourselves get it,
got it? Good! You can own siblings, it's True! Also I would like to thank
my co-host/narrator Dru. If anyone cares this is a parody to the Disney
Cinderella. Dru and I were bored and on the verge of falling asleep. Now on
to business.
Scene 1: A book opens that has the title Cinderella. Then there is this little green light that fades into a fairy. She wisps out her little Pixie Styx.
Fairy Dru: he he no pun intended. * Then the title is dramatically scribbled out and changed to cinder pants! *
Beginning Story intro thing: Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away there was a tiny 13th Kingdom of peaceful trade (sadly few pirates). Here in a tiny shadow of the kingdom there lived a wealthy widow man/ pirate (almost as rich as those IRS guys or Quatre) He unlike the tax collectors stole from the rich and gave to his family, his daughter. She was named Michelle, who was nicknamed cinder pants 'cause she played in the cinders hence the name cinder pants.
Well the father thought she needed a mother so he got hitched to a lady of good class (yeah .sure. right) named Soi of Seiryuu. She had two daughters named Nakago and .WELL THAT WAS AN EVIL ENOUGH STEPSISTER (not quite sister, but he cross dresses and has a squeaky voice so that counts). *Scene fades* Her dad dies and she becomes the (good?) natured servant of the house.
Cinder pant's room: Birds annoy Michelle until she wakes up. She starts singing and everything turns around.
Michelle: Hell No I'm not singing this early in the morning!!! * Earth shattering chimes* Ahhhh!!! Stupid Swiss watch it's an early morning Killjoy! I already have enough things ordering me around! * Birds begin to make up her bed * Crap I have to serve the EVIL ones now, but first.the cat. ~Tama come here boy Soi is the one who wanted to feed you this early not me. * Hissing comes from the dark of the room at the mention of Soi's name. * (Cute little Tama pops out.)
In the house: After feeding the chickens and crap Michelle a.k.a Cinder pants that we shall refer to as Meha 'cause it's shorter and the other names are annoying to write SO THERE!
Meha: * Starts preparing the EVIL ones breakfast when annoying servant's bells start to ring. *
Nakago: * In high pitched voice chipmunk voice* Hurry up with the food! .Wait.the (bleep)? What the bleep happened to my voice!!!
Soi: What the (bleep) is taking so long?
Meha: I'm coming!!!
In castle:
King Hotohori: WHY DOESN'T MY IGNORANT SON GET MARRIED?!?!
Stupid insignificant advisor guy, whom we will call Andrew, the fairy's brother who is an anti-social monkey thus the job.
Andrew: * Gets to the point of the story* (unenthusiastically) Why don't we just hold a ball so he can meet a girl and get married?
King: Ok that will work, you can arrange the ball.
Andrew: 'K (mumbles) Oh brother.
Offstage in author land:
Andrew: Luke (Andrew's actual brother) do you want to be the prince's stand in for a few scenes?
Luke: I guess.
Fairy (Andrew's sister): *cuts in and yells at Andrew * YOU IDIOT YOU LOST THE UNIVERSE OF THE FOUR GODS! Oh I could just.just * Turns Andrew into a frog with a Burger King nametag and a trainee hat.
Andrew: NOOO!!! (Oh wait) RIBIT! .? (Translation: meanie)
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Meha: This is the first chapter, we hope you like review us please we need to feel loved by you guys! More to come before school starts!
Dru: We hope.
Scene 1: A book opens that has the title Cinderella. Then there is this little green light that fades into a fairy. She wisps out her little Pixie Styx.
Fairy Dru: he he no pun intended. * Then the title is dramatically scribbled out and changed to cinder pants! *
Beginning Story intro thing: Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away there was a tiny 13th Kingdom of peaceful trade (sadly few pirates). Here in a tiny shadow of the kingdom there lived a wealthy widow man/ pirate (almost as rich as those IRS guys or Quatre) He unlike the tax collectors stole from the rich and gave to his family, his daughter. She was named Michelle, who was nicknamed cinder pants 'cause she played in the cinders hence the name cinder pants.
Well the father thought she needed a mother so he got hitched to a lady of good class (yeah .sure. right) named Soi of Seiryuu. She had two daughters named Nakago and .WELL THAT WAS AN EVIL ENOUGH STEPSISTER (not quite sister, but he cross dresses and has a squeaky voice so that counts). *Scene fades* Her dad dies and she becomes the (good?) natured servant of the house.
Cinder pant's room: Birds annoy Michelle until she wakes up. She starts singing and everything turns around.
Michelle: Hell No I'm not singing this early in the morning!!! * Earth shattering chimes* Ahhhh!!! Stupid Swiss watch it's an early morning Killjoy! I already have enough things ordering me around! * Birds begin to make up her bed * Crap I have to serve the EVIL ones now, but first.the cat. ~Tama come here boy Soi is the one who wanted to feed you this early not me. * Hissing comes from the dark of the room at the mention of Soi's name. * (Cute little Tama pops out.)
In the house: After feeding the chickens and crap Michelle a.k.a Cinder pants that we shall refer to as Meha 'cause it's shorter and the other names are annoying to write SO THERE!
Meha: * Starts preparing the EVIL ones breakfast when annoying servant's bells start to ring. *
Nakago: * In high pitched voice chipmunk voice* Hurry up with the food! .Wait.the (bleep)? What the bleep happened to my voice!!!
Soi: What the (bleep) is taking so long?
Meha: I'm coming!!!
In castle:
King Hotohori: WHY DOESN'T MY IGNORANT SON GET MARRIED?!?!
Stupid insignificant advisor guy, whom we will call Andrew, the fairy's brother who is an anti-social monkey thus the job.
Andrew: * Gets to the point of the story* (unenthusiastically) Why don't we just hold a ball so he can meet a girl and get married?
King: Ok that will work, you can arrange the ball.
Andrew: 'K (mumbles) Oh brother.
Offstage in author land:
Andrew: Luke (Andrew's actual brother) do you want to be the prince's stand in for a few scenes?
Luke: I guess.
Fairy (Andrew's sister): *cuts in and yells at Andrew * YOU IDIOT YOU LOST THE UNIVERSE OF THE FOUR GODS! Oh I could just.just * Turns Andrew into a frog with a Burger King nametag and a trainee hat.
Andrew: NOOO!!! (Oh wait) RIBIT! .? (Translation: meanie)
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Meha: This is the first chapter, we hope you like review us please we need to feel loved by you guys! More to come before school starts!
Dru: We hope.