A/N: Hi I'm Manda and I have decided to have a crack at this whole writing thing. Now I have just a few things that I would like to point out first is I wont post if there's no one reading so if you like review, if don't do it anyway I'll take suggestions as to where this might go and constructive criticism. Second I can't spell, so don't hold it against me. When they are thinking it will be in Italics. Oh one more thing, the chapters will have the days on them so you know how long it's been, if chapters are one in the morning and the next in the night it will also say that. Oh and I'm choosing to ignore the 6th book so this will not be HBP compatible.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter ok guys?

Monday Morning

"Ow get off me you…"

"Did it ever occur to you Granger that this isn't exactly my idea of fun."

"What is your idea of fun huh? Running around with Daddy killing innocent muggles?"

After receiving no answer Hermione Granger got off the floor on to which she a fallen.

You have to be kidding. Why me? Bloody Dumbledore could have paired me with anyone but nooo he pairs me with Malfoy. What a bastard.

Interhouse relationships. What crap.

These were the thoughts of two very irritated teens.

"Granger what's your problem?"

"What are you on about Malfoy?"

"There is someone of higher importance, class and breeding than you on the floor and you're just going to stand there?"

"Well yeah, what did you figure I would do?"

"Well offer me your hand."

"This may not have occurred to you Malfoy, but I don't give a rats arse about you and had I even the thought to help you up, you would discard my hand and get yourself up anyway."

"Granger that is not the point in the slightest."

"Fine, just shut up for a second. Where are we?"

"How should I know? All Dumbledore said was that until we show interhouse unity our portkey wont take us back."

SHIT

FLASHBACK

"Good evening 7th year students. As you know for as long as Hogwarts has stood we have promoted interhouse unity and relationships. From tonight you will be practising this," an uncomfortable murmur ran through the great hall where all of the 7th years were sitting around a single table, "you will be partnered with someone of another house and given a portkey, which you will then use to get to the location where you will be living with your partners for a minium of a month. If you have failed to show interhouse unity and co-operation your portkey will not bring you back. Yes that is correct it will not bring you back until you get on. Also you will be living in a muggle house in an all muggle community, so no magic…AT ALL!"

Professor McGonagall stepped up to the top of the stairs.

'I will be calling yours and your partners names, you will get your possessions from the side of the hall where you left them apon entering before,' the professor then cleared her throat and began to read, ' Abbot – MacDougal

Bones - Thomas

Boot - MacMillan

Brown - Zabini

Bulstrode – Weasley

Crabbe – Patil, Padma

Finch-Fletchley – Longbottom

Finnigan – Turpin

Goyle – Patil, Pavati

Granger (oh crap oh crap oh crap) - Malfoy

Parkinson – Potter."

The pairs, with multiple groans from the Slytherin/Gryffindor groups, moved to get their belongings and lined up for a portkey.

END FLASHBACK

A/N Tell me what you think is it crap or should I keep going?

Manda