Oh the Trouble only I could find!
Alright every one here are short stories about Emmett and all the stupid things he has done –laughs- enjoy.
P.S. I have not given up on my other story about Damon just taken a break to get more ideas if you have ideas for this story or the one about Damon please send me a message about them thanks! Everything belongs to Stephanie Meyer
Now onto the stupid and funny things Emmett and his brothers, but mainly him, have done!
Chapter one: Emmett makes Lake Cullen ….in the bathroom.
EPOV
God I was so oh so very bored. Rose wasn't in the mood to go hunting so ripping bears to shreds wasn't going to be any fun and any way her, Bella, Alice, and Esme were going to the mall. EWWWW! Carlisle was at work. Edward was … wait where was Edward. Oh well now where was Jasper hmm I think he's out hunting. Well now what to do?
Perfect! I can make a lake in the bathroom!
And so the trouble begins!
Ok first I must plug the sink and tub. The tub is easy just stick that thingy ma-bob in the drain. But the sink I guess a towel would work. I stuffed a towel in the sink. Now time to flood, and flood I shall! I turned up the water on both the sink and the bath tub to full blast and wait for the flood. Oh yeah better block the door too I think a towel will work there too. I looked down and realized that this was going to take awhile. Well I guess I can add to my lake. I looked in the bathroom cupboards and found…..bath toys?!?!?!?! Wait who plays with these things? I sniffed them. They smelt like honey and winter rain and ….sniff…..sniff…. strawberries? Oh god! I collapsed laughing. Jasper plays with bath toys! Best remember theses perfect for black mail! By now the warm water was up to my ankles and so I released the bath toys. Oh god this was rich. A rubber duck, a little speed boat, some fish, even a little shark! Oh this just gets better ….. A MERMAID BARBIE!! The water had now risen to my knees wow this bathroom flooded pretty fast. Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh some bubble bath would be fun too. I'm sure that Carlisle wouldn't mind if I borrowed some of his bubble bath. I poured the bubble bath in …. All of it. I now had Lake Cullen! I froze. CRAP! Sounds like Jazzy is coming to see what's going on. He tapped on the door "Emmett what are you doing in there. " "Um nothing" oh crap he was going to open the door. The door swung open and out poured my lake. Jasper looked at me in shock as water flooded past him into the hall. "DIVE! DIVE!" I flopped into what was left of my lake covering my self in soapy water.
JPOV
Emmett flopped onto the bathroom floor soaking his shirt. He's jeans where already soaked. Water flooded past my legs and I stared at Emmett in shock. There lying by his right arms was my ultra rare sparkly mermaid Barbie oh crap he had found my bath toys. "EMMETT DON'T DARE TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY BATH TOYS OR I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS GOT IT!" I screamed at him. Edward raced up the stairs. "Ohhhhhh your gonna get it." Edward told Emmett. Oh yes he was going to get it Esme was going to be ticked!
EPOV
I was so dead. But I might as well have a bit more fun I stood up and walked dripping wet over the my brothers….. And spit the water I had stored in my mouth into their faces. Well I said I would make it a bit more fun didn't I? And then I ran like bloody murder out of the house.