Vampire Vs. Werewolf
Scooby Doo vs. Dracula
Edward walked into his kitchen. But then he saw a person he absolutely despised, Jacob Black, his head stuck
in the refrigerator.
"What the hell are you doing in my house?"
"Idk."
"Well get out. And whats with the text-talk?"
"No. And Idk"
"Cut it out, and get OUT of my house!"
"Uh. This is Bella's house too and she wants me here."
Jacob walked out of the kitchen and sat right on his couch with his large load of food and immediately turned on the television.
"You have absolutely no respect for this house."
"Psh. Yeah I do."
"Hm. let's see, you come and go when ever you feel like, you steal our food. Oh and You set my mattress on fire."
"So? You don't need it!"
"That still doesn't give you the right to set it on fire."
"Oh, be quiet, Dracula."
" I'd rather be Dracula than Scooby Doo, you mutt."
"Well, does Dracula have one of the greatest shows ever?"
"No, but it isn't one of the greatest books ever." he defended.
"Who cares about books? TV rocks."
"Books are better. And so is Dracula."
"No. Scooby is better. He is like awesome, dude. Much better than some stupid bloodsucking, nasty vampire."
"Id rather be a bloodsucking vampire than a DOG!" he said emphasising the word, dog.
"Duh. Cuz you are one, moron."
"Why are we even having this discussion? I am a mature married man and i refuse to stoop down to your immature level."
"A little uptight there are we, Drac?"
"Shut up!"
"No."
"GET OUT!"
"I don't wanna."
"Why not? you have your own house!"
"Not anymore."
"What are you talking about."
"I accidentally shot my TV with an arrow and it brokeded."
"That's not even a word. And how did you 'Accidentally' shoot an arrow through your tv?"
"Well, there was an apple on top of it, and i shot at it, and well...I...uh...missed."
"You're an idiot"
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I know it's stupid but I was bored. :) lol
reviews much appreciated