For those of you who are wondering, this is all real, not the characters (who are all based off of my friends) but the duels. the decks are my cards and iv'e dueled myself with the decks.
im being this nerdy so i can write good fan fics with reasonable duels.
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Chapter 2

"So mike," said coby, " Are we going to duel now?"

"no way!" said mike, "u gotta duel ant, he's the next one up above you, then you'll face me!"

"Very well mike, so ant whattdya' say?"

"i say", said ant "LET'S HAVE A FUCKIN' DUEL UP IN HERE!!!!"

Ant wanted to go first, so coby let him. Ant drew his starting hand. " i'll set a monster n' end"

said ant, and it was cody's turn. "i'll set a trap and play E-emergency call, and get my

elemental hero Sparkman!" "then i'll play drillroid and use his effect! wen he attacks a defense

monster, it's automatically destroyed!" Ant's face down blast magician was oblitherated on touch.

"i'll end in a good note" chuckled coby, and it was ant's turn. "grrrr." said ant "i keep getting

shitty cards! what the fuck am i supposed to do!"

"you should watch your gone darsh moth mister!" said coby, in a grown woman voice, but he

was just kidding. But kidding around wasn't making ant any happier, he was basically pulling out

his hair and biting his nails. He placed a monster face down and ended.

Coby's turn started out amazing! "i equip my sparkman (which he had just placed down) with 2

heated hearts! which increase it's attack by 500 for each one and when he destroys one of your

defense monsters, you take the lifepoint difference. but the two cards are destroyed at the end of

the..." he was interupted, "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ATTACK ME!" and so sparkman attacked ant's

weak defense monster and then drillroid attacked directly, ant took major life point damage!

Coby:8000 Ant: 4800. "go ant," and ant drew, "holy son of a shit biscuit." "my deck blows cock

fuggleing monkey shit." Ant placed another monster in defense and ended, things did not bode well

for ant. "i play e-emergency call and get my elemental hero neos!" said coby.

"lemme' guess," said ant "ur gunna sac' those two and play neos?"

"not quite" said coby. "i'm gunna play clayman and fuse my sparkman him together to..."

"GOD FUCKIN' CHRIST! i forfeit." Ant walked away, cursing his brains out like there was no

tomorrow.