Hello! ^_^ This is a humourous look at life in Las Noches. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or anything related. I do wish I could have Grimmjow, Shirosaki, Kazeshini, and gin, though… T.T

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Gin whistled as he stacked the dishes in the sink, getting them ready for washing. He poured in some soap, plugged the drain, and started the hot water.

It was cold.

He turned the water as hot as it would go, but it just got even colder. Defeated, he shut the water off. Someone was using up all the hot water.

Suddenly, he heard a scream. Charlotte Chulehorne zipped past the doorway, shrieking something about how his (her? Its?) hair and skin had been ruined by the cold water.

Determined to find whoever it was that was hogging the hot water, Gin wandered to the bathing portion of Las Noches. He went up and down the corridors until he found a door that had an immense amount of steam oozing out from around it. Gin stood outside the door, waiting to reprimand whoever it was.

Two hours later, Aizen came out, humming cheerily.

A vein stood out on Gin's head, but he showed no visible changes in his countenance.

"Aizen-taichou, it is a SHOWER, not a SAUNA."

OWARI

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I hope you liked it!