*Cue Dramatic Music*
Strange Old Man Voice:
On a webpage of writing, and a time of boredom, the destiny of a great kingdom (full of good-looking men) rests on the shoulders of a teenage girl and her computer. Her name… shall not be mentioned, because that would be a spoiler.
*Open on some strange gal wondering some strange town*
The hustle and bustle of this city is not for me. I mean there's a guy shoveling manure over there, and that one guy makes think of a hobo (the kind that you seriously wish to avoid, not the friendly train-rail follower but the New York City kind-you all know the ones). Honestly, I don't know my friends recommended that I stay here for the summer. Camelot…it sounds like camel, and a lot of 'em. Oh dang that guy over there be lookin goood. But who is he? And why is there another goood lookin guy with him. I think I'll go for the blonde one, but that cape is just not doing anything for him.
Me: Sup?
Blondie: I beg your pardon?
Me: I said sup…you know what's up, how's it hanging? What's the dealio brosky?
Blondie: What's…how's it… bro… What are you saying to me?
Oh dear, it's one of THOSE places…lord, now I'm gonna have to speak all proper like.
Me: Mrrrr…
Other Goood Lookin Guy: Are you all right?
Me: Sorry, that was meant to stay in a thought.
Other Goood Lookin Guy: (whispering to Blondie) Sire, I believe we've got another loon on our hands…
Me: You realize I can hear you clearly…I'm seriously two feet away from you. Honestly, your hospitality skills are worse than mine, I'm just looking for a place to stay for a month or two.
Blondie: Well then, you ran into the right person. My name is Arthur Pendragon, I'm the next king of this kingdom.
*Somewhere from the distance wind comes and dramatically blows Arthur's hair and more music plays.*
Noted that the other guy mumbled some stuff and his eyes turned yellow right before this occurrence. Coincidence? I think so.
Other Goood Lookin Guy: And I'm Merlin…
Arthur: My manservant.
Merlin: Yes. His servant.
Me: You make it sound awful hanging around the future king every day.
Merlin: (Whispering) That's because he's lazy and arrogant, and can't bother to give me any time off.
Arthur: She's right you know, I can hear you clearly. You're standing right next to me.
Me: You two are like an old married couple.
Arthur & Merlin: WE ARE NOT!
Me: Alright then!
Whatever stops the tears boys…seriously, these two are a defensive lot.
Merlin: We never caught your name.
Arthur: Yes, what is your name? I see it fit to know your name if you're going to be staying in my soon to be kingdom.
*Dramatic music begins to slowly build. Nonexistent camera zooms in.*
Me: (Looking into the distance) My name is Lady Awesomeness!
Arthur: (To Merlin) What is she looking at?
Merlin: I have no idea, but this music is getting obnoxious.
Me: Oh, sorry…the orchestra's getting a little excited. (Whispering) It's pizza night.
Arthur: Oh…well… Let me show you to the castle, maybe we can find you a place to stay.
Merlin: And then you explain to us this "pizza."
*Music blasts super duper loud*
Me: SERIOUSLY GUYS! IT'S JUST PIZZA!
*And now we fade out*