Disclaimer: I don't own Crash Bandicoot or Calvin and Hobbes. This my first fic so go easy on the flames.
In a small neighbourhood, it was autumn. The coloured leaves fall down and but a silent drop. The only noise was a small breeze and of a hammock with a boy and a tiger in it rocking back and forth. The boy was very short with blonde, spiked hair, a red striped shirt, black jeans and pink and white shoes. The tiger was very tall. Besides, the fact that it can stand on it hind legs, he doesn't have anything different from a regular tiger. White belly, orange with black stripes, you name it. They were sleeping quietly until the boy wakes up bored. "Hobbes?" The boy said. Hobbes wakes up. "Yes, Calvin?" Hobbes said with a yawn. "It is so quiet, lately." Calvin said. "Yeah. So?" Hobbes asked confused. "Well, Hobbes, we didn't go on any adventures. We didn't cause any trouble. And we didn't even terrorize Susie once for the past three months!" Calvin stated. "Yeah? So?" Hobbes asked. Calvin is starting to get annoyed. "Is "Yeah? So?" all that you can say?" "Only if you asked a question with a "no" answer." Hobbes said with a smirk. "You may like peace and quiet but I don't!" Calvin said annoyed. "Well, why don't you go on an adventure by yourself?" Hobbes said annoyed as well. "Because I don't like adventuring alone." Calvin said. "Calvin, the only reason I don't like adventuring is because we always getting into trouble." Hobbes stated. "But that's one of the main parts of adventure!" Calvin said with a big smile and his face but frowned when Hobbes just shook his head. "Okay, how about this? We can go on a walk to Hobbes' Creek. No big adventures. No getting into trouble. No girl terrorizing. Okay?" Calvin said. Hobbes just thought about it for a second than nodded his head. "Okay. But we have to get Rosalyn's permission first." Calvin just frowned at that comment but he is desperate to on a walk so he nodded. "Okay! Let's go!" Hobbes said with a smile. Then, blue sparkle dust surrounds Hobbes and he turned into a stuffed animal version of himself. Calvin just picked him and walked into the house as if nothing out of the ordinary happened.
In the house was a girl with a blonde ponytail, black sweater, grey joggers and white "Nike" trainers was on the phone. "Yeah, Charlie, I'm babysitter that monster again but don't worry. He haven't been too much trouble this time. Yeah, he is actually behaving. Maybe, this time he—" Her call was interrupted by a loud voice. "Rosalyn!" The loud voice startled her and she dropped the phone and it cut off. She turned in the direction of the scream to see Calvin holding the stuffed animal version of Hobbes. Rosalyn was a bit taller than Hobbes. Calvin just smiled nervously and asked. "Um, Rosalyn? Can Hobbes and me go walk to Hobbes' Creek, please?" Rosalyn was very angry that Calvin cut her off but than smiled. "You want to walk? I give you a ride." She said. Hearing this perked Calvin's eyes up. "Really?" "Yes!" Rosalyn's smile than turned into an angry frown. "To outer space!" With that, she picked Calvin who is still holding Hobbes and threw them out the door. Calvin and Hobbes skid a bit until they stopped. Hobbes has turned into his regular tiger form. "I guess we taking that walk." He said as Calvin and Hobbes get up. "Well, then. Let's go!" Calvin said.
At a small creek, Calvin and Hobbes walked down to it. "So, Calvin? How is your karate lessons doing?" Hobbes asked. "Pretty good. I am on par with my skills." Calvin said. "I see." Hobbes said. He asked a different question. "So how's Susie?" "Pretty fine. But after the manners school she took last summer, she is more annoying than ever!" Calvin said. "Manners school?" Hobbes asked. "Yeah. Mrs. Derkins has decided that Susie act more like a lady." Calvin said. "So she curtsies instead of bows?" Hobbes asked. "Worse! She calls everyone who is at least 13 years old Mr, Mrs or Miss. It is really annoying." Calvin said annoyed. "Speaking of the angel." Hobbes said. With that, he teleported into a stuffed animal again. Calvin looked in front of him to see a girl his size with brown hair, orange overalls, a yellow shirt and white sneakers at the other side of the creek. The girl saw them which made Calvin frowned. "Calvin! Mr. Hobbes! Hi! Long time, no see! Wait there! I'm be right over." With that, the girl left. Hobbes teleported to a real animal again. "You heard her! We probably have only 30 seconds until she reaches us!" Calvin said and with that, Calvin and Hobbes started running. They ran on the path to their house. They were half-way there until Susie ran in the middle of the path. Hobbes transformed into a stuffed animal again just in time. Calvin tried to stop ending up knocking Susie down and both kids are on the ground. "That wasn't very nice." Susie said while getting up. Calvin got up and said. "It was an accident, Susie!" "Well, then. Good day my fine friend." Susie said while curtsies in front of Calvin. Calvin just rolled his eyes. "Whatever." He walked to Hobbes and picked him up."I gonna go home." Calvin said as he walked away but Susie hugged Calvin's arm. "Please play with me, Calvin." Susie asked. "No way, Horsay!" Calvin said as he struggled free from Susie's grip but to no avail. "Let's go for a walk." Calvin said sighing. "Oh goody!" Susie said with glee as she and her secret crush walked down the creek.
As the walk goes on, Calvin and Susie was both quiet. But Susie was determined to have a conversation with Calvin. "So, how was your adventuring going?" She asked. "One word. Dullsville!" Calvin said. "For three months, I went without adventuring, trouble-making and girl-terrorizing!" "Maybe you getting mature!" Susie said, ignoring the fact he used the term "girl-terrorizing". "In other words, I'm going soft!" Calvin said in despair. Susie realized what she done. "No, what I meant was.." "Oh, let's face it! I'm doomed to go soft in this non-adventuring neighbourhood. Man, if only something happened." Calvin said as a small rustle in the bushes was heard. Calvin jumped as Susie held his arm in fear. "Looks like you got your wish." Calvin and Susie, both headed towards the noise slowly. The poke their heads in the bushes to see a brown creature with a yellow belly, blue jeans, black belt, red sneakers with white shoelaces. He looks he was looking for something. "Who is he? What is he? And what is he looking for?" Calvin asked Susie quietly. "I think he's a bandicoot." Susie answered. "What's a bandicoot?" Calvin asked again. "A bandicoot is a marsupial. Though, they supposed to live in Australia!" Susie said. "And I'm pretty sure they don't wear pants and shoes!" Calvin added. Then, the bandicoot left. "Where do you think he is going?" Susie asked. "Don't know. But we are following him!" Calvin said as he emerged from the bushes to persuade the bandicoot. "But Calvin, isn't that dangerous?" Susie asked nervously. Calvin, then stopped and turned around. "Susie, what if he is an alien spying on us to get information for their to attack our planet. We have to follow him!" "But in that case, shouldn't we alert the White House?" Susie asked. "Susie, we're just a couple of kids! We can't just go to Washington D.C., go to the White House, inspect the Secret Service would let us in and tell the President that alien bandicoots are attacking our Earth! We have to attack here and now!" Calvin snapped. Susie just groaned. "You know, you can just go home. You don't have to fight the aliens if you don't want to." Calvin said showing a rare sign of sympathy. "No. I'm not letting you go follow them alone. I'm coming to." Susie said determined. Calvin just smirked. "Okay, Let's go!" Susie nodded and the two kids went to follow the bandicoot.
Calvin and Susie have finally found the bandicoot holding a purple crystal in a clearing. "What's that?" Susie asked. Calvin just shrugged. The bandicoot then, pulled out a walkie-talkie out of his pocket. "Hello, Coco? Crash here. I got the crystal. Open the portal." He said into it. "He can speak English?" Susie said surprised but quietly. "Yeah." Calvin said just as surprised. To make the kids more surprised, a purple portal open up and the bandicoot went through it. "Come on!" Calvin said as he grabbed Susie's hand on ran into the portal.
"WHOAAAAAAA!" The two screamed as they warped through the portal. They finally appeared in a dark castle. "Where are we?" Susie asked. "Beats me." Calvin replied. "Who's there?" A voice said. The two kids turned their heads in the direction of the voice. It came from the same bandicoot they saw earlier. "Stay back or Hobbes and I will kick your butt! Right, Hobbes? " Calvin said doing a karate pose. Susie was going to protest that Hobbes is just a stuffed animal until to Susie's and the bandicoot's surprise, the stuffed animal turned into a real tiger! "Right, Calvin!
Well, there is the first chapter. I explain who else is on the Crash Team in the next chapter. Till then see ya!