A/N: Hi im jessie and im really excited, this is our first story! yay!
hi ! im ashley, the other writer and i have a thing for duckbill platupusses!
its kindaher fetish ( yeh shes wierd that way)
Well these are some story title options we thought about. we thought we'd post them for your enjoyment :
Harry pothead and the sorcerer may very well be stoned
platypuses (ashley's idea not mine)
Two daughters one beautiful and the other plain
more to follow maybe for sure maybe!
hope you enjoy if you don't enjoy i'll turn you into a platypus
Disclaimer: we do not own harry potter (only in our fondest dreams) J K rowlings does luky person darnit the genious.
Chapter one: Introductions
"Hogwarts, what kind of name is that? Seriously, are all English wizarding schools so bizarre sounding, none of the ones in America are." as Serine finished her comment their conversation suddenly came to a stop. This was because the bus had stopped and they thrown from their seats.
"I hope the rest of the people around here aren't such crazy driver." Serine huffed hopefully as she rose from the ground.
"Really, I like how this guy drives, especially for an old man." Sukura commented off handedly coming up next to her sister.
The Girls and their mother stepped off the Knight Bus and saw they where between two houses. Their mother held a piece of paper up in front of them.
"Memorize what it says and repeat it in your mind." Their mother said before it disappeared in her had at the incantation she whispered. As they did what she said an old house appeared in front of them.
They went up to the porch and rang a door bell. Moments later a blood curdling scream could be herd from inside, which turned to a steady flow of curses and insults aimed at them and unseen persons inside the house.
"Why do people always feel they have to ring the doorbell?" a frustrated voice from inside said.
"Are you sure this is safe?" Sukura asked.
Just then they where quickly ushered inside by a wizard in shabby robes with graying brown hair.
"This just keeps getting weirder and weirder." Sukura said, before Serine promptly shushed her.
A woman down the hall was trying to shove a pair of curtains over a painting of a woman; the woman in the painting was apparently the one screaming.
After succeeding in this the screams stopped and the woman brushed her hair out of her eyes before rushing over to greet them.
"Hi you must be Teresa, and these must be you two lovely daughters serine and Sukura. Now dears come to the kitchen, you must be starving."
"Starving for sanity." Sukura mumbled, "Ouch what was that for?" she asked after Serine stepped on her foot.
"What do you think?" she shot back.
"Shush." their mother said herding them into the kitchen after the woman.
Upon entering the room they spotted another wizard in a shabby robe and a bulging overcoat sitting at a large table. Standing on either side of the large fireplace behind the table where two tall, freckled, and red headed young men apparently twins.
"Gee I think I'm seeing a pattern here." Sukura commented as Serine glared at her.
"By the way it's nice to meet you." The reed headed woman said as she bustled around the kitchen getting things out of various cupboards while a pot filled itself with water in the sink. "These are my boys Fred and George, the one who let you in is Remus Lupin, and this," she said with a strange edge in her voice "is Mundungus."
Just as she finished an older man in dark blue robes with long silver hair the same color as his also long beard entered. Most prominent among his features where his twinkling eyes beneath half moon spectacles and his long crooked nose.
As the man opened his mouth to speak Sukura interrupted by saying "Great the crazy old guy broke the pattern." In a sarcastic voice and received and elbow in her ribs from her sister.
The old man surprised both girls (they could tell he was a man of authority) by looking down at his robes, then around the room and replying with a smile and "Yes, I see what you mean" then winking at Sukura. Immediately her mouth twitched in an upward motion as though she was trying to stop herself from smiling.
"Do you have any idea who you're talking to?" the man called mundungus asked angrily.
A/N: We'll cut it of there, more to come it will get a little more exciting in the next chappy. see ya ( ashley went off somewhere so you wont hear from her)