Puckzilla doesn't fall in love, he is a badass. It's all Rachael's fault. Who over the age of 12 plays spin the bottle? If they never played that childish game the kiss would have never happened. If they didn't kiss the secret midnight trysts wouldn't have happened. The chemistry was magnetic.
It started off all about each-others needs in the biblical sense but quickly grew to late night phone calls for hours. And due to a recent change in events Puck or Noah as he's seeming to become, knows he has to make his new relationship public knowledge. Noah wanted everyone to know and Puck had a plan.
Thursday afternoon in the outdoor eating space (Noahs favorite performance spot) with a little bit of help from the jazz band became legendary
Puck begain to sing:
All right!
Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way
Noah was walking around singing to various girls he's slept with.
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
In an unexpected move Noah walks up to Karofsky and sings the following verse.
Karofsky turned beat red and Az's jaw was on the floor.
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Take it all, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Get the video
fuck you so good
Get the video
fuck you so good
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy...bitch
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on
Finally Noah found the object of his affection, in a Marc Jacobs sweater sitting next to Aretha. And he finishes singing.
Baby
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on
You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me
At the end of the song Kurt slaps Puck across the face and says "CLASSY". Puck in return grabs Kurt by the Jaw to have a very public make-out session.