Lance slumped against the couch dramatically, while the team cringed knowing what's coming next.
"But she was the one! And to think she blew off an amazingly handsome guy for some- some bozo!" Lance groaned.
"Just because a pretty girl glanced at you in a bar does not mean she's automatically into you." Hunk said in between chuckles. The blue pilot shot his head up at his friend giving him what he thought was a nasty glare. This only made Hunk laugh more.
Pidge straitened but her eyes never left her laptop screen, "Lance you just naturally suck at picking up girls." she mumbled with a smirk.
"Wow, thank you for the love and support"
Shiro jumped at the sudden weight on his shoulder. He sighed at the sight of Lance sulking on his shoulder.
"Don't worry, one "lucky" girl will be falling for you in less then a week," Shiro said as he got up from the couch.
"Thats easy for you to say! You practically have women in a mile long line just waiting to get the slightest bit of attention from you." Lance leaned on the next shoulder available, only missing and landed on the lap of the Red pilot.
"Lance, what the fu-"
"Have you ever been in love?" Lance said without moving from his spot. Kieth, clearly annoyed shoved the weight on his lap off a little to harshly than intended. Lance winced as the pilot power-walked in the direction of his dorm.
"Jeez Mullet, what's your problem?
Keith pivoted around to face his confused teammates
"You're my problem!" Lance wilted into his seat as he said this, but the short pilot continued.
"You always have to come running to us for relationship advice! Well here is advice, love is stupid and meaningless and you should just give up!" And with that Kieth stormed off to his room.