WuFei the Postman


WuFei the postman was a jumpy, tight ass soul,
With potato sacks to wear as pants,
And a giant frozen pole!

WuFei the postmans no fairy tale they say,
With his pulled back hair,
And his creepy glare,
He scared all the kids away!

There must have been something wrong with those potato sacks of his,
For when he placed them on his legs,
He never tried to make up for his sins!

Oh WuFei the postman was as grumpy as could be,
And the G-Boys say he could scare the hell,
Right out of you and me!

Oh, Humpity, hump, hump, humpity, hump, hump, look at WuFei go!
Humpity, hump, hump, humpity, hump, hump, over Sally Po!