Chapter One – A star wars, war.

Hello my name is Anakin Skywalker. I am a star wars character from star wars. One day I was walking along, minding my own jedi buisness when along come that Princess Leya girl.

"Anakin... I love you." She moaned in my ear. I couldn't blame her, for I was ANAKIN SKYWALKER. I wanted with all my heart to whisper those three little words back in her beautiful ear, but I loved someone else.

I shoved her off angrily. She fell to the ground with a thump. As she looked around the desert, I saw her eyes begin to water. "Anakin you are the one for me! You have big strong arms and a hot body! Every jedi would kill to be you!"

I looked down at her. "Some might even say... I'm the greatest in the world."

She nodded.

So like a few hours later I was at this bar and I was having heaps of fun when this idiot walks up to me and says "Aren't you that Anakin Skywalker guy?"

and I quickly took out my lightsaber way too fast and sliced his head off.

"Oops!" I screamed a high pitch shrill. I fainted and then five seconds later I woke up and fainted again. A girl threw water on my face and dragged me out of the bar.

"You're going to jail man you killed that guy!" She moaned in my ear. The girl was beautiful. She had long, blonde flowing hair. And from the way she spoke with such grace, I could tell she had a promising future.

"I'm Anakin. Anakin Skywalker." I said to distract her, and then when she started her car, I sliced her head off with my light saber, aswell.

I just couldn't risk being saved by someone who knew I killed that guy.

I was running around in a small circle for about an hour before that girl in star wars I from that part in the plane where she hangs out with anakin at the start when he's a little boy you know that servant girl, she came along and she asked Anakin what happened. Anakin told her the whole story and they both simply curled up in a ball together and cried.

They cried during the Winter. They cried during the Summer. They weren't sure how long they actually cried in that little ball of misery. The only thing they knew for sure was Anakin was a murderer. They whispered it back and forth non-stop.

"Murderer."

"Murderer."

"Murderer."

Finally, one day they were doing their usual crying when all of a sudden that girl from the start of star wars I's mobile phone started ringing. She abruptly stopped crying and answered,

"Hello?"

She stood up quickly and looked into the black clouded sky. "!" She screamed. She smashed her hands to the ground and started slamming them into the dirt.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Anakin shouted with her. "What has happened?" He asked.

"It's the stars." She whispered. The camera zoomed into her face, resting on her mouth. "They're at war."

To be continued...