Kirby looked up at King Dedede with big, longing eyes, and then leaped at him.
"Hey!" He shouted, leaping out of the way in time to miss the pink blobs hug, "Watch it!"
"Pyo?" Kirby sait, innocently.
"What's wrong with you," the king asked, "Is hugging and eating all you can do?"
"Poy?" Kirby said again, preparing to leap again.
"Stop!" Dedede shouted, "Go hug someone else!"
"Poyo! Poyo, poy!" Kirby babbled, pouting.
"Don't you think?" he asked, "Look around you! You have a whole world of people to hug!"
"Poyo?" Kirby looked around.
"I bet if you hug air, you could be hugging billions of people in millions of different worlds in billions of different worlds. If fact, you could be eatingmillions of worlds and universes a day! I bet there are even a few dimensions in this very air! Parallel universes maybe! the king rambled.
Kirby looked at him blankly.
"You could be eating hundreds of different kinds of food and not be knowing it!"
Kirby looked up hopefully.
"Maybe, with my genius mind, we can build a light-speed traveling machine, and explore our universe! Then we can build a demension-travelling machine! How cool would that be?"
Kirby's face became blank once again.
"If we could do that, we could become great on so many levels! We might even be able to see different species of plants, animals, whatever you are, and other things! Maybe even monsters and rocots!"
Kirby still stared.
"We could be a different kind of intelligent beings toward others! Amazing new discoveries! Famous in so many different places! New technology, new foods, new species, new fortune, and what else! We can ge whatever we want, Kirby, and you could hug whoever you want!"
Kirby stared.
"We, eh, you could make many new friends! Meet new people, things to eat, things to do, games to play, all new! How exciting would that be? Plus, you would never have to be near me ever again! It's extravagant! You could be everyone's friend, in different worlds, galaxies, universes, demensions, oh, what's larger than a universe? Something else! But so many people would be close to you, and you could have many other people, animals, plants, and foods to hug!"
Kirby didn't understand.
"Kirby, my friend, you could be an unstoppable friend making machine. Everyone would love you! You could-"
BLAM! MIND EXPLOSION!
"...Eh?" King Dedede looked at where Kirby had been standing.
Al that was left was a red-black splotch of goo.
"... Ew." the king walked away.
Author's Note
I'm sooo pissed. Everytime I tried to save thid file, my computer kept deleting it!
Okay, I have had no creative potential on SmashMan Brawl. I'm putting it on haitus for a while. (Well, look at my profile if you don't understand.)
I haven't been active with stories lately, but I've been super busy. Any questions on this? There probably are. I just had this sitting in my head for a while. Would Kirby's mind explode from such a complicated subject? Mine sure won't! Here's the proof!