Hiya! Don't know why but this idea into my head for some odd reason. This just a stupid, funny (hopefully) random one-shot. Hope y'all enjoy it!
Remy teaches John how to say 'oui' properly
"Will Gambit and Pyro come into Magneto, Master of Magnesium and soon to be ruler of the world's office right away!" Magneto, Master of Magnesium and soon to be ruler of the world shouted through the inter com. (one of those speaker things)
Both Acolytes enter Magneto, Master of Magnesium blah, blah, blah's office. Gambit was looking nervous so was Pyro both remembering what damage they had done just not long ago. Gambit was searching his boss' office looking for any escape routes, there were none.
"Now my dear Acolytes…" Magneto stood up making Remy and Pyro cower. "What's wrong?"
"Yer not gonna hurt us are ya?" A almost-about-to-pee-himself-Australian-dude pyromaniac squeaked out.
"No" Both boys relaxed.
"So what do y' want us t' do?" Remy questioned knowing to well that Magneto wanted something else than to have a friendly chat.
"Well I have a small mission for you to do, I want you to mail this letter for me" Magneto pulled out an A4 sized envelope from his desk draw.
"Dat it?"
"Yes, I want you two" Mags pointed to Remy and John making it clear for them remembering the last mission that ended up in chaos and a expensive bill. "To post this letter in the post box up the road, do you understand?" Magneto asked as he handed Remy the envelope.
"Oui" Remy replies.
"Wee!" Pyro also replies, Magneto and Remy look at him strangely.
"Dere's two t'ings wrong wit' dat, first what de hell? An' second its oui!"
"That's what Oy said, wee!"
"Non its oui"
"That's what Oy said!" Pyro exclaimed.
"Non! Y' said its wee but its oui!" Magneto sighs in frustration and walks out of his office to see if find someone with some intelligence to do missions for him.
"Its still the same!"
"No it ain't!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it ain't!"
"How can ya tell anyway?" The Australian questions knowing that there's no difference.
"Coz Remy can tell"
"Well what Remy can tell is that there's no difference!"
"Go on den say oui den"
"Wee"
"See dey's no Cajun accent" The cocky Cajun points out.
"Then how do you say it?"
"Like dis, oui"
"Wee"
"Try again"
"We"
"Again"
"Okay, okay I'll try again, oui"
"Oui!"
"Oy said oui!"
"Oui y' got it right! But could y' put som' mor' accent in it?"
"Why, mate?"
" 'Cause the filles love de Cajun accent. 'Aven't y'seen all de filles swoon over moi?" Remy pointed to himself and did a cheesy grin.
"No"
"Well y' 'aven't been lookin' 'ave y'"
"No, Oy'll tell ya when Oy see them, mate but Oy ain't seen any yet"
" 'Ey!" Remy shouts as he begins to chase John. He started throwing charged at his feet.
"Dance!" He shouts but then suddenly runs out of cards (is that even possible?) and charges the envelope given from Magsy and throws it right in Pyro's face, it explodes leaving Pyro's face charcoal and his hair burning on the tips.
"Ouch!"
"Oh merde!" Remy had just realized that he had just destroyed their missions, Magneto was not going to be happy.
"Oh mud, look what ya did!"
"Dere's two t'ngs wrong wit' what y' just said first stop tryin' t' speak French an' second its merde not mud!"
"ACOLYTES! Have you posted that letter?"
"Remy made it go boom!" Pyro screamed.
Remy whispered 'snitch' under his breath.
"Did he? You know what that means Gambit, the box!" Remy was suddenly shoved into a really big metal box that had a small barred window.
"Stupid John" Remy muttered in the dark.
"Wee" John whispered through the window.
"ITS OUI!" Remy screamed.
Well that was pretty random don't you agree? I don't it's that good but you're the judge, tell me what you think!
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