Pokemon: The (funny) untold story by: Cartman123

Narrator: Our story starts out in the depths of the ilex forest.

Ash: we will never find our way now!

Pikachu:*walks up to the metapod.

Ash:Pikachu stop humpin' the "Metapod".Why don't you and that "Metapod" get a room.

Misty: why am I stuck with those metapod humpin brats

Cartman123: Misty come with me

(Misty comes with me)

and they don't come back for a long time ;)

Brock:go onix!

Brock:strangle tracys brains out

Onix:well that's good

Tracey:Crap

(tracey dies)

Cartman123 says,"go mewtwo" while kissing misty

Cartman123:Blow ashes brains out!

(Ash dies)

(Me and misty finish kissing)

Misty:that was cool!

Brock:Darn,I thought misty was mine.

Ritche:hi

Mewtwo:should I?

Cartman123:go ahead.

(ritche dies)

Narrator:good thing I didn't die yet.

(mewtwo gives him the evil eye)

Narrator: Crap!

TO BE CONTUED if I get enough hits