The Baby Kathy Story
Kathy was born in a hospital, and came out of a stomach of a single woman who's mother was hospitalized, she was fixed after Kathy was born
"It's A Girl" said the woman.
"I'll name her Kathy" said the woman.
"Kathy it is" said the Nurse.
Kathy went home with her new Mom, Kathy's Mom sold the apartment and bought a house
Kathy had new toys and a new crib, Kathy would soon have clothes of her own like on Barney And Friends in 1991.
That night, Kathy was put in her crib with a bottle of vanilla baby formula. Kathy would drink flavored baby foruma until age 3.
Kathy's grandmother died that night, it was just Kathy and her mom from then on.
The next morning Kathy met Min, Tina, Luci, Tosha, Michael, Shawn, Derek, Jason and Christy; they would go to school later on in their lives with Kathy.
Kathy drank vanilla baby foruma and ate apple baby food or breakfast.
5/12 year went by, Kathy learned to talk and walk, Kathy and her friends would now stay awake forever.
The next morning Kathy was standing in the living room, she felt a corn on the cob coming from the butt, causing her diaper to fall off, Kathy left it there
Kathy was 5/12 year old, Kathy giggled.
At 7:00 pm that night Kathy was in her crib sleeping.
The next morning Kathy was standing in the living room, she felt a corn on the cob coming from the butt, causing her diaper to fall off, Kathy felt it.
At 7:00 pm Kathy was in her crib sleeping.
The next morning Kathy was standing in the living room, she felt a corn on the cob coming from the butt, causing her diaper to fall off, Kathy picked it up and ate some of it.
After her poop was in the toilet, and her diaper was changed and her butt was wiped, Kathy went to her toys and played with them.
A package came for Kathy, it was a teddy bear, and other stuffed animals.
by this time Kathy's bottle was empty, then Kathy had some peaches.
Kathy then had some chicken fingers for lunch.
Kathy then played with her toys some more.
After Kathy ate her dinner, she took a bath then was put in her crib.
Kathy's birthday came, she was a whole year old.
Kathy decided to keep her bottle for some more years.
Kathy had peaches for breakfast and banana milk.
"Happy Birthday, Kathy" said Kathy's Mom.
Mrs. Brown came with a bottle of banana milk for Kathy.
Kathy sucked on her bottle while playing with her toys and watching "The $25,000 Pyramid" on channel 10 on a zenith tv with channel dials.
Kathy's Mom took Kathy to Toys "R" Us for toys for her birthday.
Then Kathy went to Ground Round for lunch.
Then Kathy went home and the whole gang was there for pizza and a birthday party.
Then Kathy had her bath and was put in her crib.
Kathy had a good 1st birthday, she wore her pink jersey and white pants.
Kathy walked over to the sofa and sat down.
Kathy stood up.
Kathy suddenly passed gas, it sounded like a vibraslap
"What Was That" said Kathy's Mom
Kathy walked over to the sofa and sat down.
Kathy stood up.
Kathy suddenly felt a corn on the cob drop into her pants.
Kathy walked over to the sofa and sat down, she made a banana.
Kathy stood up.
Kathy's Mom touched the seat of Kathy's pants.
"Oh Poo-Poo In Your Pants" said Kathy's Mom.
Kathy's Mom went in the bathroom to change Kathy's diaper.
Kathy played with her toys while watching game shows.
Kathy had a sit 'n play desk among other furniture and toys and ride-ons.
Kathy was going to stay a child forever and be out of school.
Kathy fell asleep in the pen while watching "Body Language" on channel 2 at noon.
Kathy had dinner then took a bath then slept in her crib.
Kathy woke up the next morning
Kathy walked over to the sofa and sat down.
Kathy stood up.
Kathy suddenly passed gas, it sounded like a vibraslap
"What Was That" said Kathy's Mom
Kathy walked over to the sofa and sat down.
Kathy stood up.
Kathy suddenly felt a corn on the cob drop into her pants.
Kathy walked over to the sofa and sat down, she made a banana.
Kathy stood up.
Kathy's Mom touched the seat of Kathy's pants.
"Oh Poo-Poo In Your Pants" said Kathy's Mom.
Kathy's Mom went in the bathroom to change Kathy's diaper.
Kathy then played with her toys and watched game shows
Kathy had her first dentist appointment and she had good teeth.
Kathy then went to the mall for more clothes, toys, etc. then went for lunch then went foo shopping then went home.
Kathy then had dinner and stayed awake, then Kathy's 2nd birthday came, she had new pull-ups, underwear and underoos, Kathy's Mom said it was ok for Kathy to poop in all 4 and the toilet.
The whole family and their friends came for Kathy's party and they had hamburgers, etc.
The next morning Kathy got a new array of ride-ons, clothes and toys.
Kathy was 2 1/2 years old.
Kathy felt a corn on the cob come from her butt, it dropped into her pants.
Kathy walked over to the sofa and sat down, she made a banana.
Kathy stood up.
Kathy's Mom touched the seat of her pants gently
"Oh Poo-Poo in your pants" said Kathy's Mom.
Kathy's Mom went in the bathroom to change Kathy's diaper.
Kathy then played with her toys and watched game shows.
The whole house was clean.
Kathy was 3 years old and in underwear.
Kathy only had her mom left in her family.
Kathy had a bad cold, coughing and sneezing.
Kathy's Mom gave Kathy medicine and Kathy felt better.
Kathy and her mom danced.
Kathy passed gas, and it sounded like a vibraslap.
"What Was That" said Kathy's Mom.
They stopped dancing.
Kathy felt a corn on the cob come from her butt, it dropped into her pants.
Kathy walked over to the sofa and sat down, she made a banana.
Kathy stood up.
Kathy's Mom touched the seat of her pants gently
"Oh Poo-Poo in your pants" said Kathy's Mom.
Kathy's Mom wiped Kathy and put her poop in the toilet and flushed it down, and put a new pair of underwear on Kathy.
Kathy's Mom then put the rest of her clothes back on.
Kathy then played with her toys and watched the NBC game block on Channel 4.
Kathy drank a glass of banana milk and ate cookies.
Kathy sat in her booster seat and had lunch after watching Wordplay on channel 4, it was 1 pm
then Kathy watched the afternoon game block on Channel 3 starting with sale of the century, name that tune, etc.
Kathy then had dinner and went off to play.
Kathy felt a corn on the cob come from her butt, it dropped into her pants.
Kathy walked over to her sit 'n play desk and sat down on her sit 'n play desk bench, she made a banana.
Kathy stood up and walked out of her room.
Kathy's Mom touched the seat of her pants gently.
"Oh Poo-Poo in your pants" said Kathy's Mom.
Kathy's Mom wiped Kathy and put her poop in the toilet and flushed it down, and put a new pair of underwear on Kathy.
Kathy's Mom then put the rest of her clothes back on.
Kathy walked back over to her sit 'n play desk and sat down on her sit 'n play desk bench.
Kathy then took a bath then went back to playing.
the next morning Kathy did her own TV show at home called "Taffy"
"We now return to Taffy" said Kathy.
"Taffy will return after these messages" said Kathy.
Kathy walked around and stopped for a while
Kathy felt a corn on the cob come from her butt, it dropped into her pants.
Kathy walked over to her sit 'n play desk and sat down on her sit 'n play desk bench, she made a banana.
Kathy stood up and walked out of her room.
Kathy's Mom touched the seat of her pants gently.
"Oh Poo-Poo in your pants" said Kathy's Mom.
Kathy's Mom wiped Kathy and put her poop in the toilet and flushed it down, and put a new pair of underwear on Kathy.
Kathy's Mom then put the rest of her clothes back on.
Kathy returned to doing her tv show called "Taffy".