This is a fanfic based on know your stars from All that using every cartoon I can think of as the victims.
Know Your Toon Stars
By fantomghost
Spot light comes up on Eddy from Ed Edd and Eddy.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…Eddy…he hates money."
"What!" Eddy said, "I love Money, it's my most favorite thing in the word."
"Eddy…he loves buttered toast."
"That's Ed you moron."
"Gravy."
"Shut up Ed"
"Eddy…" the kys guy then goes silent making Eddy very uncomfortable.
"Well are you going to say something?"
"Eddy…he is very impatient."
"GGGGGGRRRRRRRR"
"Eddy…he loves Lee Kanker."
"What the F#$ are you talking about; I hate all the Kanker sisters."
"Eddy…he's about to get his ass kicked by the Kanker sisters."
"What are you talking..." look behind him to see the Kanker sisters, who are applying lipstick. "Oh shit"
The Kanker sisters start to beat the crap out of him. Minutes later he is back on the stool with lipstick stains all over his face.
"You suck" he said.
"Eddy…guess what?"
"What"
"I just saved hundreds of dollars by switching to Gieco"
"So I don't care"
"Eddy…his middle name is skipper."
"No don't tell them that."
"Rhymes with kipper has a zipper"
"Shut up"
"Eddy…Kevin is his best friend."
"What Kevin is a stupid, bike ridding, son of a…" Eddy is cut of when someone taps him of the shoulder he turns around to see that it is Kevin cracking his knuckles.
"Eddy...Now he's going to get his ass kicked by Kevin"
"You really suck." Eddy says as Kevin beats him up.
5 minutes later.
"Later, Dork" Kevin says riding away on his bike laughing.
"Eddy…he is really Double-D"
"Now your just bugging me"
"Eddy…he's allergic to jawbreakers"
"What, no I'm not"
"Eddy he lost his mojo."
"What mojo?"
"You're scammin mojo."
"Well, Yeah but I got it back"
"Sure you did."
"I did"
"Now you know Eddy"
"No they don't"
"Yes they do"
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